Spy pigeons invade India, frogs know how to avoid toxic men, and Mike introduces a brand new segment: Toilets From Around The World!

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Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Wolff Media Productions
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
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Sex dolls in suit cases & classrooms, Miss Maiden discusses our first review, and Mike digs deep into the psyche of a man who cleared out a movie theater with a not-so-silent but deadly.

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Finn the Cat sells us on Bishin' Bisheno, Tasmania, Miss Maiden educates the world about the hot new way to get out of work, and DJ Mike interviews one of the ocean's many butthole surfers!

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Finn the Cat introduces a new guest in a very important PSA, DJ Mike and Miss Maiden speak to a Sony representative about games becoming digital only, and Miss Maiden reveals much about concert diapers and Corey Feldman's aversion to Hollywood cults.

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Miss Maiden honors the late Oliver Tree with a dedicated Music News, while a protected rebel turtle and a drunk seagull stick it to the man! Mike educates us on the bowel habits of the penguin, which covers more land than you'd think!

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Miss Maiden dives into the deep end of a pool problem that costs thousands, while DJ Mike brings on some of our favorite guests to help out with this week's Music News!

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Miss Maiden recounts stories of Coolio's failed stage dive and a singer's dispute over one of the largest commercialized songs in modern history. DJ Mike teaches about hippos, and brings on a surprise "guest" to sing us a song!

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Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden

Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff

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Fear the Serial Rat Killer, and a guy named Seth! Miss Maiden's perseverance in Crotch Cobbling isn't very fruitful (heh, get it? FRUITful?), and a special guest has something to say about the next dumb cinema gimmick.

Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden

Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden

Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff

Audio produced by Jack Wolff

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