This week we’re traveling! Forwards! Backwards! Sideways!? Iain brings us stories from people who claim to have time-slipped—walked into alternate universes—and stumbled into scenes from the past. Are they real!? Survey says yes! But have a listen and decide for yourself.

Then Jordan’s got a list of things you’ve probably never even realised you do—little habits we all have that feel totally normal in the moment… but are actually kind of weird when you think about them.

What a time to be alive on a Monday!

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This week, Iain’s a little tender so cut him some slack as he muddles through a spooky story from Australia! It’s creepy time in the dugouts of Coober Pedy - creepy lurkers, aliens and cursed objects, on top of the snakes and spiders!? We’d love to go but it’s now firmly crossed off the Guys’ bucket list.

And Jordan gives us something to think about! In his first segment back after his break last week, he’s got some shower thoughts for us to ponder on. And watch out for the guys getting philosophical! (Promise it won’t be a regular occurrence.) Not one to be missed!

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It’s happened! (And don’t worry, it won’t happen again.) This week Iain has written a segment SO BIG, that it was enough to fill a full episode! And it is a segment that will BLOW. YOUR. MIND. Iain talks about a recent study where two brothers team up to CAPTURE EVIDENCE OF THE PARANORMAL! and boy did they ever! UFO’s, entities, cold spots, unexplained radiation, and mysterious foot prints are just SOME of the weirdness they recorded, documented and measured. (And on a beach nonetheless so, summery vibes.) Jordan’s segment will be returning to its rightful place in the episode, next week.

The Eye on the Sky Study

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Friendship - it’s a wonderful thing to have. A person to share your ups and downs with; through all times, good and bad; a shoulder to cry on; someone you know who will always be there. But what if that friend is a 10ft tall emotionally exhausting ALIEN!? Well, that’s what’s up for discussion today and, unfortunately, there ain’t just one of them. There’s a whole load of them! All directing a group of Italian people away from the greys… until they gave up.

And you all asked for it! And today, Jordan is finally delivering! It’s the “people saying stupid things” part 4! (Or 3?.. 5?) from the mouths of people who are lucky enough to even be able to string a coherent sentence together. Complete with all the daft things that their brain thinks is a good idea to chuck out their mouth. Let us know if you’ve anything to add to the next instalment, for Stupid Things part 82!

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The Greys are gone for this week and have been unfortunately replaced by reptilians - less scary (to Iain) - but probably actually worse. You be the judge as we hear one man’s recount of his multiple abductions at the hands of those giant green gits.

And then Jordan, in light of his recent Bonus Episode segment of DIRTY pub jokes, has decided that the main feed should definitely be blessed by something similar; albeit cleaner. So get ready for a scare and then a chuckle as we jump into this week’s episode!

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The weather is getting warmer! What a delight, and what better way to keep cool than a dip in a lovely cool river. I’ve just the place; THE OHIO RIVER! But while you’re cooling off and enjoying a swim, watch out for creatures. Ya know, frog men, octo-men, and also watch out for ghosts… and UFOS. And make sure you don’t wander into the haunted towns along the river bank. Confused? Let me explain! This week Iain has all the spooky knowledge you need to know about the Ohio river, to help you steer clear of all the creepers.

But it’s not all horrors! Jordan is still here and after confirming his love for his preferred tech, he’s got a delightful little list of some of the most interesting Death Row inmates’ last meal choices. From the bountiful to the bizarre, those horrid folk really do have an eclectic taste. What would your last meal be, given the choice? Whether that be due to having your life cut short due to wrongdoings, or just knowing that a specific meal would be your last (I mean, we don’t think you’re horrible people, but!) let us know!

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This week Jordan takes a trip down memory lane with his old pal, the Gorbster, as Iain brings us the Kecksburg UFO crash and it’s possible connection to a Nazi experiment that was meant to win the war, but instead, went horrifically wrong.

And then Jordan fills us in on his favourite posts from the past year in his annual wrap up of X’s (Twitter’s) favourite page for anonymous confessions; FESSHOLE.

So buckle up! It’s a wild one this week (no more than usual though so, don’t brace yourself too hard; don’t want you being disappointed.)

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Hello and welcome to this week’s lesson where we have have HISTORY coming alive in front of your very eyes, which is kinda ironic considering Iain’s telling us about BANSHEES! The spectral-screamers of Irish folklore that forewarn of impending death! But there’s more to the story, so come and hear Iain and Jordan be shocked and delighted (as we’re sure you will be too!)

And then, Jordan brings us up to date with some interesting content brought to us via FACEBOOK! It is, of course, the ‘Overheard in Waitrose’ Facebook page! And let me tell ya, there are some bangers; some fantastic one-liners and a name that no one on this Earth deserves. Truly, truly wonder stuff.

Oh and stay tuned for a bit of new (albeit daft) piece of music from us Guys AND the story of how Iain nearly ruined but managed to SAVE Mother’s Day.

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