Today we’ve got two stories at opposite ends of the spectrum; the first of a guy who won’t die, and five others who reveal their biggest secrets as they reach their final moments!

Iain first tells of the legend of Count Saint Germain, the mysterious 18th-century figure who baffled Europe by never seeming to age, claiming he’d mastered every skill under the sun while performing tricks and wowing royalty. Was he a time traveller? An ascended master? Or just the world’s most committed liar!?

Meanwhile, Jordan takes us on a tour of some horrible purportedly true deathbed confessions. From people admitting to life-shattering secrets they’d held onto all their lives, to one bloke who swore he’d been the real D. B. Cooper! And it’s all coming at you (get ready; click play when I say this)… noooooooow!

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Welcome back! Today, we’re talking about people who like to do… not very much. But while the person that Iain tells us about was asleep, he use to do things like hand out cures and predict the future! It’s the story of Edgar Casey, aka the Sleeping Prophet! Was he really spouting sleep truths? Or was he just dream-speaking a load of nonsense? You decide!

And then Jordan gives us the internet’s most lazy people and their worst admissions. It’s a compilation of those who, I’m sure, also like to sleep, but did not do things like tell the future. They did things like break up with their partners because they couldn’t be bothered washing or texting daily. Quite the contrast! And it’s all coming up in today’s episode!

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Today we’re finishing up in North Yorkshire, in the quaint village of Hutton-le-Hole. Don’t let the name fool you—this place may or may not have been home to tales of ghosts, UFOs, fairy tricks, and all manner of high strangeness. It’s a village where the weird and wonderful come out to play. And it’s just in time if you ask me. Happy Halloween! Have a spooky night, don’t let the aliens bite, and we’ll see you Monday.

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Today we’re going back to old-timey Scotland for the bizarre case of the Glenluce Poltergeist. Stones thrown, food spoiled, it was a mug graveyard! And unseen hands tearing through a poor tailor’s home. Was this one of Britain’s earliest documented hauntings? Seems so.

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Today’s Halloween countdown tale takes us to early 1800s Tennessee, where the Bell family was tormented by an invisible force that scratched, shouted, and swore it would kill the head of the household. This is the chilling legend of the Bell Witch.

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Welcome back! One day closer to Halloween and another bite size bit of creepy. Today we’re heading to the small town of Van Meter, Iowa. For one terrifying week, townsfolk swore they were being stalked by a winged creature with a glowing horn on its head. Was it a monster? If not, what exactly did they shoot at!?

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Hello! While you may be shocked to see a second upload today, fear not—it was intentional! For the next five days we’ll be bringing you a new spooky tale, each from a different corner of the paranormal, to get you in the mood for Halloween.

In today’s bite-sized Halloween episode, we’re talking about one of the most famous alien abduction stories of all time—the case of Travis Walton. Back in 1975, he vanished in Arizona for five days after a supposed close encounter with a UFO. But was it a genuine abduction? Or just a hoax that spiralled way out of hand? You decide! We’ll see you tomorrow for more spooks!

See you tomorrow.

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Hello, you gorgeous bunch of spooky creepers! Welcome to the TGWU 2025 live Halloween special. This year, we’re showing you some of the best bits recorded from our recent first live show! Featuring guests James Koppert, Ian Linford, Pamela Hayward, and Paul Sinclair! It was an amazing night of spooky chat; perfect to get you in the mood for Halloween! But if that doesn’t do it for you, we end with an Iain-created quiz that tells us just what kind of Halloween creepers we are. And you can take the quiz too, as it is below! Test your friends and test yourself - let us know what kind of Halloween entity you are. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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