This week we’re tackling one of the internet’s favourite mysteries. Is Elvis Presley still alive? Did he really NOT die in 1977, but instead hang up the jumpsuit, grab a Bible, and re-emerge as Pastor Bob Joyce? The evidence is… interesting, but we’ll let you make up your own suspicious mind.

Meanwhile, Jordan brings us a much more serious investigation—into the absolute art form that is the internet’s best typos. From accidentally calling friends horrible names to sentences that sound like they were written by a confused fridge, we’ll be celebrating the keyboard clangers that made internet history.

So whether you’re wondering if Elvis is hiding in the choir stalls, or just after some catastrophic spelling, we’ve got you covered. One part conspiracy, one part comedy of errors, all parts nonsense.

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Hello! What a glorious day to see you! Today, Iain kicks us off with a good old-fashioned alien contactee story packed with love, confusion, and all the alien trickery you’d expect from the buggers. Then Jordan brings us a round of mistranslated gems; on the menu today? Well… menus! All those delicious items that have been hilariously butchered with English translation errors. It’s the kind where you’d order some food just to find out what on Earth it is you’d get! And when you do, let us know, will ya? Bone apple teeth!

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Welcome, welcome! Whether you’re here for the first time, the 139th time, or somewhere in between, this week you’ve got yourself a good one. Today’s episode is stacked! We clear up a few things we’ve talked about before, and we’ve got an interview with a very special guest you’ll definitely want to stick around for.

First up, Iain’s bringing us a story of a so-called “monster” that stalked the streets of 18th-century London. Was it a creature of nightmares… or just a truly horrible human? Either way, it was a horrible time and women lived in fear!

Then Jordan’s back on peak Jordan form with some brilliantly mistranslated signs. If you remember “various and confused pizzas,” this is part two, only bigger, better, and even crazier. (And yes, the pictures are up on YouTube and Spotify if you’re listening there.)

And to round things off—we’ve got a list. But not just any list. A while ago Jordan asked Iain to get a certain someone to write a little bit on the little things their partner does that drive them mad. There is a list! but instead of us reading it out, that certain someone has stepped out of the shadows to deliver it themselves directly to Iain’s face.

It’s a packed one today, folks!

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