It's time to vroom-vroom right outta Harry's room! This isn't the Escape from Pretoria, but it's kinda the same.

We're back baby! We ask the hard questions. The important ones like what was the joke about the japaense golfer ????

Your only relatives are boring, it's not even funny

Some have called Harry a boring protagonist, but he has never been called two-faced. Quirrell on the other hand....

My mom once said "IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS WENT JUMPING DOWN A TRAPDOOR, WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?!". I thought about it, and I never did jump down a trapdoor. The thing is... Harry doesn't have a mom

The kids are bullied, the forest is not that forbidden, and your hosts ask the important questions regarding centaurs.

How to train your dragon? We don't know. Hagrid doesn't know either. Does anyone know anything at all, or is this all an illusion?

The trio finds out about Nicholas Flamel, the hosts talk about the Harry Potter video games, a quidditch match is played briefly, and Snape is the worst.