On today's episode of Turtle Time - "There's the Golden Door, Shannon Beador" - we reckon with the horrible, earth-shattering news that Brock Davies cheated on Scheana Shay while she was pregnant with their daughter. (20:27)

We then discuss the season 19 premiere of Real Housewives of Orange County - "Heather and Terry's Shitty House". (20:27)

And finally, we talk about the dispiriting, lackluster episode of Real Housewives of Miami - "The Calm After the Storm". (1:06:55)

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Now there's almost too much news! We cover Erika Jayne dating Shrek (No - not the one you're thinking of), Denise Richards and Aaron Phypers getting divorced, and a little recap of Real Housewives of Atlanta. (00:00 - 24:15)

We then give our full unvarnished thoughts on Bravo's newest gem, Next Gen NYC. (24:15)

And then dive in to this week's explosive episode of The Valley (season 2 episode 13) - "Kristen Doute and a Fan". (44:35)

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RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY:

In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics in the reality TV world, including Erika Jayne's new romance with John McPhee, the food situation at BravoCon, the prevalence of fake news in the industry, and the legal troubles surrounding the Chrisleys and Juicy Joe. They also touch on Denise Richards' split from Aaron Fipers, Phaedra Parks' return to Atlanta, and the exciting new series Next Gen NYC. The conversation wraps up with a recap of the latest drama on The Valley's cruise ship, highlighting the evolving dynamics among the cast members. In this episode, the conversation revolves around the dynamics of friendships and tensions during an engagement dinner, highlighting the drama between cast members, particularly focusing on Janet's controversial comments and the fallout from accusations made during the event. The discussion also touches on the awkwardness of shared living spaces and the complexities of relationships within the group, culminating in confrontations that reveal deeper issues among the friends.

RIVERSIDE AI TAKEAWAYS:

• Erika Jayne is dating John McPhee, nicknamed Shrek.
• The food at BravoCon has been a topic of discussion.
• Fake news is rampant in the reality TV world.
• The Chrisleys are facing legal issues, while Juicy Joe wants to return to the U.S.
• Denise Richards and Aaron Fipers have split due to irreconcilable differences.
• Phaedra Parks is making a notable return to Atlanta.
• Next Gen NYC is a fresh take on reality TV with a young cast.
• The Valley's cruise ship drama is heating up with intense confrontations.
• The dynamics between cast members are evolving in Next Gen NYC.
• The conversation highlights the importance of reliable news sources. The engagement dinner was overshadowed by tensions among friends.
• Brittany's threat to leave highlighted her frustrations with the group.
• The awkwardness of shared living spaces added to the drama.
• Kristen's engagement ring reveal sparked mixed reactions.
• Janet's comments about Danny and Nia escalated tensions significantly.
• Jax's gossiping habits continue to create rifts in relationships.
• The group dynamics are complicated by past grievances and loyalties.
• Kristen's anger towards Janet's comments was palpable.
• The episode showcased the challenges of navigating friendships in a reality TV setting.
• The fallout from accusations made during the dinner will likely have lasting effects.

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It's the 4th of July and it's also Miami Time again! Amy and Riley discuss all the news that's fit to print including Tom Cruise's birthday yesterday, Madison LeCroy having a baby, Scheana Shay's memoir excerpt about her affair with Eddie Cibrian, and Janet Caperna receiving death threats from deranged Bravo fans. (22:05)

We then discuss this week's decent episode of Real Housewives of Miami - "Julia and Martina's Baby Shower". (22:05)

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RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY:

In this episode, Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata discuss a variety of topics, starting with Tom Cruise's birthday and a humorous anecdote about a clown. They celebrate the arrival of a new baby in the Bravo universe and delve into Sheena Shay's memoir, which reveals scandalous details about her past. The conversation shifts to the darker side of reality TV, focusing on the online hate faced by stars. They then recap the latest Miami episode, introducing new cast member Stephanie and discussing Gertie's Halloween spirit and family dynamics. Julia's journey into opera singing is highlighted as a form of emotional growth, culminating in a discussion about the dynamics within the cast and their interactions. In this episode, the hosts discuss the latest drama from the Housewives series, focusing on emotional moments, cultural differences, and the dynamics between new and returning cast members. Key themes include the impact of personal struggles on relationships, the absurdity of reality TV games, and the tension that arises during social gatherings. The conversation highlights memorable quotes and moments that encapsulate the essence of the show, providing insights into the characters' lives and interactions.

RIVERSIDE AI TAKEAWAYS:

• Tom Cruise celebrated his 63rd birthday with a challenge.
• The story of Pagliacci reflects on the nature of happiness.
• Madison from Southern Charm welcomed a new baby.
• Sheena Shay's memoir reveals her past relationships.
• Online hate towards reality stars is a serious issue.
• Miami's Halloween episode introduced new dynamics.
• Julia's opera journey symbolizes personal growth.
• Gertie's Halloween decorations reflect her personality.
• Stephanie's introduction brings fresh energy to Miami.
• Cultural differences can create misunderstandings in social situations.
• Emotional struggles can deeply affect interpersonal relationships.
• New cast members bring fresh dynamics to established groups.
• Family matters often intersect with personal drama in reality TV.
• Accusations and gossip are central to the narrative of the show.
• The significance of events like baby showers can be overshadowed by conflict.
• Humor can arise from the most serious situations in reality TV.
• The portrayal of personal loss can evoke strong reactions from viewers.
• Friendship dynamics are constantly evolving in the Housewives universe.

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Amy and Riley talk about Lala Kent and Randall Emmett's sexual chemistry.

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It's Miami Time! Amy and Riley discuss barely any news at all - just Craig Conover showing off a ring, and Stassi talking to Katie and Dayna on their Disrespectfully podcast. (18:15)

We then discuss last week's episode of Real Housewives of Miami - "Miami in Milan" (18:15) and then talk frankly about this week's horrendous episode - "Worst Wedding Ever". (57:00)

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Amy and Riley feel like they're Wolf Blitzer and Pamela Brown in the Situation Room with all of the latest Bravo news they cover including West Wilson and Lindsay Hubbard teaming up for a mayonnaise ad, and the sad news about Dermot Mulroney divorcing his wife of 15 years. (00:00 - 22:10)

We then discuss last week's episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 10) - "You've Been Served" (22:10) as well as this week's episode (season 2, episode 11) "El Coyote Ugly". (1:11:55)

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RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY:

This conversation dives into various topics surrounding reality TV, including a humorous debate about mayonnaise brands, the creative execution of ad campaigns, and the public's reaction to Tom Sandoval's performance. The hosts also discuss the controversies surrounding Love Island, notable appearances by reality stars, and the current state of reality TV news. They explore creative ideas for new shows, the future of SNL, and provide a recap of Jax's tumultuous journey in The Valley, touching on parenting challenges and interpersonal dynamics among cast members. In this episode of The Valley, the dynamics of friendships and relationships are explored as Jax departs from a party, leading to mixed emotions among the group. Jax's moving day reveals the support of friends like Schwartz, while Brittany's secret Instagram account adds a humorous twist. The planning of a Hawaii trip sets the stage for future confrontations, particularly Jesse's impending confrontation with Aaron regarding infidelity. Jax's divorce papers and reflections on his marriage highlight his struggles, culminating in a dramatic setup for the upcoming episodes.

RIVERSIDE AI TAKEAWAYS:

• Kraft mayonnaise is underrated.
• The ad campaign for Hellman's was creatively executed.
• Tom Sandoval's performance is polarizing.
• Love Island cast faces severe online backlash.
• Paige Disorbo's appearance on Love Island was notable.
• Dermot Mulroney's divorce news shocked fans.
• Reality TV news has been quieter lately.
• Creative ideas for a new show were discussed.
• John Mulaney is a strong candidate for SNL host.
• Jax's journey in The Valley is tumultuous. Jax's departure from the party brings mixed feelings.
• Brittany's support for Jax shows the complexity of their relationship.
• Schwartz's loyalty to friends is commendable.
• Jax's moving day reveals the strength of friendships.
• Brittany's secret Instagram account adds humor to the drama.
• The planning of the Hawaii trip creates anticipation for future episodes.
• Jesse's confrontation with Aaron is a pivotal moment.
• Jax's reflections on his marriage reveal his inner turmoil.
• The dynamics of the group continue to evolve with each episode.
• The anticipation for future episodes builds as tensions rise.

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For the second time ever, Amy and Riley unlock the gates of Villa Rosa to provide the Little Turtle Cutie community with this free, full-length episode from our Patreon. Sit back and enjoy the life of a Villa Rosa VIP as we recap Vanderpump Rules season 6, episode 14 - "Watch Your Back".

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