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One year of True Terror on Tap 🎉

We’re celebrating the only way we know how: by getting weird and laughing through it.

First, we head to Philly! —the Toynbee Tiles show up with the same carved message and zero signature. Then we rewind Chicago, 1987, where a plastic haircut barges into live TV and talks like the station owes him rent. And in Hexham, two little girls reach for toys they were never told about, like memory came with a receipt.

It’s our perfect mix: creepy facts, bad jokes, and that “why is this still bothering me on Tuesday?” feeling. We poke the asphalt, replay the hijack, side-eye the reincarnation thing, and try not to sound like responsible adults while we do it. Raise a glass with us, shout at your phone like you’re in the bar, and let’s mark the year with three stories that still won’t sit still.

Thank you for listening to True Terror on Tap, without you this would not be possible!

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What if déjà vu isn’t just your brain misfiring, but proof that the code glitched? What if every Mandela Effect, every ghost in the machine, every “wait a second, didn’t Bowie already die once?” moment is evidence that this whole thing is running on a cheap processor in some cosmic basement?

In this episode, Joseph, Gabe, and Mike crack open the Simulation Theory — not like a boring TED Talk, but the way it should be done: dragged through Oxford philosophy, filtered through Ziggy Stardust, and shaken up with just enough paranoia to make you check twice if your hands are real. Expect talk of Nick Bostrom’s probability bomb, Elon Musk’s smug certainty, and the uncanny ways reality loves to hiccup right in your face.

It’s the start of a new series where mysticism, rock-and-roll occultism, and raw chaos all bleed together — and this first step asks the ugliest question of them all: if this is a simulation, who’s running it, and what happens if we figure out how to hack it?

Check out the article here!

https://simulation-argument.com/simulation.pdf

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It’s been a minute — but we’re back. Life happened, mouths fell apart, schedules got wrecked, and meat wasn’t thawed. But we finally hit record, and this one was worth the wait.

We’ve got listener stories that’ll make you double-check your mirrors and question your memory. Some guy shows up in the woods and backs into the trees without turning. A sealed drainage pipe keeps whistling. A coworker might’ve never existed. A friend leaves the house… and then somehow leaves again. And there’s a repo guy who keeps seeing something in the mirror that isn’t there when he turns around.

It’s not about proof. It’s not about what makes sense. It’s just about what happened.

So next time something feels off — trust it.

Because whatever it is… it remembers you.

This is True Terror on Tap.

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