Marto tells the story behind why he was banned from a local rugby club - Marto wasn't happy.

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A text to Marto's burner phone reveals Dan has inspired a listener to start making some extra money...

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The Queensland Maroons might have disappointed us, but the Origin message bank didn't - have a listen of this! Queensland fans let loose.

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The World Cup is in full swing, and Luke from Ormeau Hills has one question for Marto: what's it actually like to attend a world cup?

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Margaux lined herself up for the ultimate bogan weekend; stopping kids playing crap musical instruments; Marto's review of the weekend sport..

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Following the news of Sam Neill's passing, Marto has shared the story of the unforgettable night he spent with the legendary actor.

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Those parenting moments you're not so proud of; The Sunshine Coast Twinnies are...special; Marto's terrific Sam Neill encounter...

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Two Suns players have found themselves in a bit of hot water, after a video surfaced of two players coming out of the same toilet at Suncorp - but Marto has a similar story.

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