It’s cuffing season, and the boys are at their most raw, real, and ready for the relationship rollercoaster. Johnny, Ian, and Juan dive into the chaos of early dating with Daddy Yes or Daddy No, a takedown of “throning,” and a rapid-fire tour through ghosting, drawers-too-soon energy, and men who share their location before they share a kiss.Johnny wants warmth without the drama, Ian questions whether he wants love or just the gold star, and Juan reminds us that tiny gestures matter more than any trend.

Dating in New York is wild.Cuffing season is wilder.

The boys warm up the vocal cords and the feels. Ian claims his Will Arnett era, Johnny side-eyes, and we all pick our 16–32 bars: “When the Children Are Asleep,” “Joanna,” and “Ilona” make an appearance. From there we get into Election Day hope, why musicals always eat, and how the internet’s rage cycle is starving real community. We unpack soft girl/soft wife life vs trad wife grit, talk SNAP cuts and actual neighbor-to-neighbor kindness, and remember what cheering at the marathon (or just running errands with friends) can do for a soul. Less cop, more community; put down the phone, pick up your people. Plus: checking bags as self-care, executive dysfunction confessions, and a teaser for next week’s return to mess—love, sex, friendship, and a little Lily Allen discourse. Tune in, breathe out, and let the ball keep boop-boop-bouncing!

It’s the witching hour at Tres Leches and the boys are wigged out …literally. Johnny, Ian, and Juan record late at night in full Nicole Kidman drag to honor the patron saint of wigs and chaos herself. From Stepford Wives to The Undoing, they talk all things spooky: horror movies that actually slap, real-life scares (aging, empathy, back pain, the economy), and the haunting realization that Gen Z thinks Sex and the City is vintage?!?! They also talk spooky dating tricks & treats, bad habits that creep back in, and how to be the ghost in your own attic…with a few blood-curdling screams for good measure.