The Too Thurl crew is back to discuss football, birds opening day, ticket master, and a wild story you have to hear to believe. Naturally it all gets derailed at some point.

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This banger of an episode kicks off with Jay and Tai reflecting on reaching their first major podcast milestone (10 episodes!!), talking about their recent livestream and the direction they see Too Thurl heading. Then they welcome their second-ever guest, Derek from Providence — someone Jay bonded with and formed a lifelong friendship at Full Sail University nearly 15 years ago. Although Jay only spent about eight months at Full Sail and the two haven’t seen each other in person since, they’ve stayed close through sports, video games, and eventually finding themselves in a similar chapter of life as single dads to sons.

Derek shares the story of how he originally met Jay and drops a bomb that completely blows Taiwan’s mind. The conversation moves into sports, including AJ Brown on the Patriots, Jaylen Brown, and the Sixers/Celtics rivalry. To close things out, Derek gives his Top 5 Philly Sports Moments, where he proceeds to absolutely clown Jay and Tai along the way.

A milestone episode, an old friendship, a few unbelievable stories, and plenty of Philly sports shit-talking.

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The boys are back after a week off, and they come out firing with one of their most packed episodes yet. In case you haven’t heard, the GOAT of all GOATS has officially picked and signed with Philadelphia… kind of a big deal.

Jay also recaps his latest trip to Atlantic City, which leads to a gambling-filled conversation as Tai reflects on his short-lived—but surprisingly profitable—betting career. From there, the guys somehow end up debating dice games being played outside 7/11s, proving that no topic is too random for the Too Thurl crew.

And the chaos doesn’t stop there. Tai somehow manages to lose the kids during another unforgettable trip to Dorney Park, sparking another hilarious story that only gets crazier as the episode goes on. One conversation leads to another until the rails completely disappear.

Whether it’s sports, gambling, parenting, or pure nonsense, Episode 9 has a little bit of everything—and plenty of reasons to keep listening.

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Jay wastes no time catching Tai completely off guard with a slang term he’s somehow never heard before, and things only get more ridiculous when the word doppelgänger enters the conversation. From there, the guys bounce between hilarious stories and unforgettable moments, including the first—and almost certainly last—time Tai ever played baseball, a wild internet story that leaves everyone questioning humanity, the viral rise of Blackie Chan after revealing the unexpected origin of his parents, and one of the biggest mysteries of the summer: why were multiple people wearing socks at a water park?

To top it all off, the crew’s very first livestream ends in disaster after getting shut down and suspended, proving that even when they’re live, chaos is never far behind. From bizarre slang and viral news to sock-wearing swimmers and an unexpected suspension, this episode is packed with the kind of randomness, laughs, and off-the-wall conversations that only the Too Thurl crew can deliver.

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What started as a simple Friday night out quickly turned into one chaotic night. Tai joins Jay and the Zesty Chocolate Milk crew for an adventure that somehow includes Tony Soprano, Jay taking over the dance floor by himself, and Tai witnessing what may have been a girl getting possessed during a tornado evacuation.

Along the way, the guys break down the unspoken rules and questionable etiquette of the strip club scene while reliving every absurd moment from a night that seemed to get crazier by the minute. From hilarious observations to stories that sound completely made up (but somehow aren’t), this episode goes completely off the rails in the best way possible.

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Sports, hot takes, and absolute chaos. Jay and Tai break down some of the biggest stories in sports, including the FIFA World Cup, Team USA’s tournament run, AJ Brown, and the never-ending debate surrounding the hatred of the New York Knicks and their fellow NYC teams. As always, what starts as a sports conversation quickly turns into hilarious tangents, bold opinions, and plenty of laughs.

Whether you’re a die-hard sports fan or just here for the banter, this episode delivers another unfiltered conversation that’s equal parts insight, comedy, and classic Thurl energy.

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