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  • TWO S1E5 - For The Third

    TWO S1E5 - For The Third
    2021/02/28

    Three Words Only - Series 1 Episode 5.

    Smee tackles Brexit while appointed Rajiv shows his class.  Markus eventually clears the blockage.

    Written by: Mick Smith, Steve Coles, Zak Willis, Dan Lashbrook, Drex, Adrian, Rose Scott Meagher and David Wickenden.

    Edited by: Drex.

    Narrated by: Dan Lashbrook.

    Music: All Original Music by and Engineered by Dan Lashbrook.

    Managed by: David Wickenden

    Merch: TWO SHOP

    Copyright, All Rights Reserved, ©2021 David Wickenden.

    Sound Effects:

    • Christmas Bells.wav by zoefitzgerald | License: Attribution Noncommercial
    • catapult.wav by cetsoundcrew | License: Attribution
    • Staten Island Ferry Horn (Close).mp3 by nathanvladimirovich | License: Creative Commons 0
    • Donkey braying.wav by LeandiViljoen | License: Attribution Noncommercial
    • rotterdam book market.wav by uair01 | License: Attribution
    • Cracking/Crunching, A.wav by InspectorJ | License: Attribution
    • Cathedral Bells, Close, A.wav by InspectorJ | License: Attribution
    • Burp! by Breviceps | License: Creative Commons 0
    • SHIP SOUND REQUEST!.wav by hello_flowers | License: Creative Commons 0
    • Pigs Eating Clip.wav by jdberent | License: Attribution Noncommercial
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    7 分
  • TWO S1E4 - War, In Europe

    TWO S1E4 - War, In Europe
    2021/02/21

    Three Words Only - Series 1 Episode 4.

    Albert hangs out with homonyms and homophones while trying to avoid the wasp tapanade.

    Written by: Mick Smith, Steve Coles, Zak Willis, Dan Lashbrook, Drex, Adrian, Rose Scott Meagher and David Wickenden.

    Edited by: Drex.

    Narrated by: Dan Lashbrook.

    Music: All Original Music by and Engineered by Dan Lashbrook.

    Managed by: David Wickenden

    Merch: TWO SHOP

    Copyright, All Rights Reserved, ©2021 David Wickenden.

    Sound Effects:

    • CarDoorShut.wav
    • AE0092Volvo740GLEhandbraketurn03.flac
    • indiansong-ish.wav
    • Rubber_squeaks.aif
    • busy-restaurantmorocco
    • 20060706.wasp.flac
    • 20070506.rubber.duckies.09.wav
    • Fire_Large.wav
    • SchuetzenfestKapelle.mp3
    • Kirmes_Orgel_004_2_Rosamunde.mp3
    • FrequencymodulationCoding.wav
    • Kyle.WAV
    • WHINE1.wav
    • Oldhounddogpanting-thenshakesoff
    • WindUpToy.wav
    • Beerbottlesclinkinginsideabox
    • Spitfiregoingdown.wav
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    5 分
  • TWO S1E3 - Meanwhile Back At

    TWO S1E3 - Meanwhile Back At
    2021/02/14

    Three Words Only  Series 1 Episode 3

    Sheila skips in down at the Lockdown Inn, fatbergs go viral and Nita manages to lose it on Chichita's hen-do.

    Written by:  Mick Smith, Steve Coles, Zak Willis, Danny Lashbrook, Drex, Rose Scott Meagher, Adrian, and David Wickenden

    Edited by: Drex

    Narrated by: Dan Lashbrook

    Music: All Original Music by and Engineered by Dan Lashbrook

    Managed by: David Wickenden

    Merch: TWO SHOP

    Copyright.  All Rights Reserved ©2021 David Wickenden

    Sound Effects Credits:
    Meg lapping.wav
    Mutant Bird 1
    Toilet Flushing
    DiarrhoeaWithRoomMono.wav
    HardEchoThud.aif
    Disgusting Slop.wav
    OWI_Woolworths tills
    02530 ketchup burp.wav
    Puking_and_Diarrhea.mp3
    Mud Squelch Footsteps.wav
    Party Sounds.wav
    Party background chatter real1.wav
    waving flag
    Sword fight.wav
    slurping.wav
    FX swanee whistle up.wav
    Hammer falls to wood floor
    Small crowd cheering and clapping at party av
    rubber.wav Dog Shih Tzu Growling 05.wav bar crowd.wav
    pour out gravel on the stairs.wav
    sheep 1
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    8 分
  • TWO S1E2 - Sweating Profusely Fag

    TWO S1E2 - Sweating Profusely Fag
    2021/02/07
    Three Words Only  Series 1 Episode 2 Aye Aye,  Surendra visits Gorky Park for the usual celebrations.  Nita gets all musical but has problems with Debt. Written by:  Mick Smith, Steve Coles, Zak Willis, Danny Lashbrook, Drex, Rose Scott Meagher, Adrian, and David Wickenden Edited by: Drex Narrated by: Dan Lashbrook Music: All Original Music by and Engineered by Dan Lashbrook Managed by: David Wickenden Merch: TWO SHOP Copyright.  All Rights Reserved ©2021 David Wickenden Sound Effect Accreditations:  Violin/fiddlelickwithpercussivebowchop(monophonic)Sitartarbstrum.aiffgoat.aifBlackbirdinthemorningGongHitdistanthosproom.mp3screaming_male_horror.mp3ScissorsSigh_2_FemalSough_female_byMondfisch89.oggPop4CrowdOoohsandAhhhsinExcitementHorseNeigh02(03).wavexplosion_012.mp3Fart01clocktickingfastbaby_birth_firstmoments_crywolfhope.mp3nGolfDrivershotsDogdrinkingwaterCollegeFootballGame.wavdentistdrill.wavGlassBreak-MediumJarColdhowlingwindRushingWaterWhoopeeCushion,Long,A.wavsmoke_alarm_piep_piepToasterDuck_Hyde_park
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    10 分
  • TWO S1E1 - Once Upon A

    TWO S1E1 - Once Upon A
    2021/01/31

    Three Words Only - Series 1 Episode 1. 

    Ragdeep gets stuck in. Nita and Rakesh are not impressed. Three words only lead to confusion and intrigue on the ISS but does Shirley survive the encounter?  Will Surendra ever get to the haberdashery? 

    Written by: Mick Smith, Steve Coles, Zak Willis, Danny Lashbrook, Drex, Adrian, Rose Scott Meagher and David Wickenden. 

    Edited by: Drex. 

    Narrated by: Dan Lashbrook. 

    Music: All Original Music by and Engineered by Dan Lashbrook. 

    Managed by: David Wickendne

    Merch: TWO SHOP

    Copyright, All Rights Reserved, ©2021 David Wickenden. 

    Sound Effects: 

    • patrons laughing .mp3 by pbrproductions | License: Attribution
    • parliament noises.wav by Eneasz | License: Creative Commons 0
    • London Underground Piccadilly Line Piccadilly Cirus PA.mp3 by karthics4 | License: Creative Commons 0
    • alien_wreckage_exploration.mp3 by iamamoviefreak2 | License: Creative Commons 0
    • Autorickshaw ride Mumbai.wav by troycavas | License: Creative Commons 0
    • AkamasGoats.wav by acclivity | License: Attribution Noncommercial
    • scratching.mp3 by rheijne@me.com | License: Attribution Noncommercial
    • Awesome female orgasm sound by valent | License: Creative Commons 0
    • Audience_Gasping by unchaz | License: Attribution
    • Applause and audience.flac by billox30 | License: Creative Commons 0
    • Walking with Crutches.wav by 170134 | License: Attribution Noncommercial
    • Indian Restaurant in Berlin.wav by Donalfonso | License: Attribution Noncommercial
    • Teapot Lid Large 170428_1477.wav by megashroom | License: Creative Commons 0
    • Clock ticking by Zoey.holt | License: Creative Commons 0
    • Fireplace.WAV by inchadney | License: Attribution Noncommercial
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    11 分
  • Three Words Only - The Trailer

    Three Words Only - The Trailer
    2021/01/24

    TWO's Company, Three's A Crowd...

    Be transported to another world and experience the other-worldly worldliness of Ragdeep, Nita, Debt and the gang as they navigate words of three words only.  

    Sit back and enjoy as the scene is set, and a small fragment of the delight that awaits you is aurally dangled.

    Episode 1 lands on 31st January 2021

    Written by: Mick Smith, Steve Coles, Zak Willis, Danny Lashbrook, Drex, Adrian, Rose Scott Meagher and David Wickenden.

    Narrated by: Dan Lashbrook.

    Music: All Original Music by and Engineered by Dan Lashbrook.

    Managed by: David Wickenden

    Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.co.uk/three-words-only/

    Copyright, All Rights Reserved, ©2021 David Wickenden.
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    2 分