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James and Dylan return with another improv comedy episode, taking three words from the What3Words app to create hilarious stories with unexpected twists and outlandish characters.

• Dylan shares his weekend story of being stood up at a meeting spot after walking 2km in sweltering heat
• The hosts plan to use South America as their geographic focus for finding their three words
• James selects Suriname to create a business that helps people choose new surnames and nicknames
• Dylan proposes a coca leaf tea export business based on traditional uses in South America
• James plays recently divorced comedian Kevin on a disastrous date with militant vegan Barbara
• "Prototype or Not" game show pits Dylan against historical inventions with a tiger as punishment for wrong answers
• The hosts spontaneously create a theme song for their fictional game show
• Dylan and James receive new nicknames: Dill Pickle and Newsflash

If you would like to get in touch with James and Dylan, please email us at the3wordstory@gmail.com. Send your reviews, negative or positive, or even your three words, and we'll read them out on air.

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James and Dylan weave together two wildly different improvised stories based on random three-word locations.

• Dylan creates a bizarre support group at Victoria Falls featuring Skinny, Geek, and Bonkers - three awkward characters with unusual problems
• James crafts a vegetable murder mystery featuring a famous carrot influencer who glows in the dark
• Dylan shares a cringeworthy gym encounter where his attempted flirtation went horribly wrong
• James reminisces about Dunster Castle, complete with cultural attractions and a swearing parrot in the local pub
• Detective Dylan interrogates vegetable suspects including a stoned mushroom, a sweet potato with dark secrets, and a constantly crying onion
• The murder mystery culminates with a surprise twist revealing the true culprits

Next week, the hosts will improvise a story about starting a business in South America. Email thethreewordstory@gmail.com with your reviews or three-word suggestions.

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Ever had a medical professional completely shatter your self-image? James kicks off this episode by sharing his "double kill" of health revelations when what should have been routine appointments became existential crises. His dentist casually informed him he needs "a whole new mouth" to the tune of 57,000 dirhams, while a podiatrist declared he's been walking incorrectly his entire life and should simply "stop running." As James laments, he was happily "on the way to being a toothless, freaking, spazzy, walking human being" before these professionals ruined his blissful ignorance.

The signature improvisation begins when Dylan selects an Icelandic volcano as the location where the world's strongest people originate – those mighty strongmen competitors "forged by the volcano" who "breathe different air." His location yields the words "provider," "curveballs," and "righteously," which he transforms into a story about Gregory, the cosmic middle manager responsible for throwing life's curveballs at humans. James finds himself cast as a job applicant interviewing to replace Gregory, facing increasingly absurd scenarios from adoption interviews with inappropriate ringtones to wrongly delivered funeral cakes at children's birthday parties.

James counters with a selection from the remote Inuit territories of northern Canada, celebrating these people who have survived in extreme conditions for 5,000 years as truly the world's strongest. His words – "crafts," "progresses," and "inflation" – become a tale of Dylan visiting the eccentric Mr. Phyllis's craft shop to create homemade gifts when inflation has made regular presents unaffordable. Through origami caskets and Play-Doh wedding gifts, their stories intertwine with callbacks and running jokes that showcase their natural chemistry and quick wit.

What makes your daily problems seem insignificant? Listen as these two friends transform random words into absurd narratives while finding humor in life's unexpected diagnoses. Share your own three words at The3wordstory@gmail.com for a chance to be featured in an upcoming episode!

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We're back after battling illness and navigating holidays, ready to dive into imaginative storytelling with renewed energy! This episode takes you on a journey from the stunning landscapes of Oman to the competitive rivalry of Italian car manufacturers – all through the power of three random words.

The adventure begins with a vivid recounting of a day trip to Oman, complete with winding roads, cultural encounters, and what might be the world's best KFC chicken burger. But the real excitement kicks off when we introduce a fresh twist on our format: choosing locations where we think the other would hide in an international game of hide-and-seek, then deriving three words from those places.

Dylan faces the challenge of crafting a story from "pizzeria," "lambs," and "florist" (inspired by Trump's Mar-a-Lago), responding with a masterful slam poetry performance connected to the Jump Street films that will have you laughing out loud. Meanwhile, James tackles "etchings," "slam," and "revisit" (derived from North Korea's Central Zoo) by creating an elaborate origin story for Ferrari and Lamborghini as competing business owners in 1940s Northern Italy.

The rivalry between "Fruccio" and "Enzo" escalates as they battle for the heart of a local florist named Celia, culminating in a soapbox derby featuring their animal mascots – a lamb and a miniature horse. Their contest is hilariously simulated through a computer game, determining once and for all who will win the fair maiden's heart.

Join us for this comedic journey through improvised storytelling, questionable accents, and the surprising origins of Italian automotive excellence. And stay tuned for next week when we explore where the strongest man in the world would come from – and why!

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Classic cartoons like Tom & Jerry, Johnny Bravo, and Courage the Cowardly Dog weren't just mindless entertainment—they were formative influences that shaped our worldviews in ways we're only now understanding as adults.

James and Dylan dive deep into cartoon analysis, challenging conventional perspectives with refreshingly mature takes: perhaps Tom was the sympathetic working-class hero all along, while Jerry was the entitled trespasser facing zero consequences for his actions? Maybe Johnny Bravo's character wasn't a humorous display of confidence but rather a cautionary tale about delusion and misogyny that would fit uncomfortably well into certain internet subcultures today? And could Courage the Cowardly Dog actually be television's most surreal portrayal of gaslighting—a loyal pet repeatedly dismissed despite witnessing genuine threats?

Between animated deconstructions, James shares a mishap in the desert where his car became stuck in sand, leading to an unexpected rescue by fasting Ramadan observers who demonstrated extraordinary kindness despite their own physical discomfort. This story transitions beautifully into a thought experiment about where each host would choose to have their final beer if alcohol disappeared forever—Dylan's familiar childhood golf range versus James's transcendent Alpine vista revealing fundamental differences in how they process meaningful experiences.

The episode culminates in an improvised segment where Dylan handles increasingly absurd customer service calls at a fictional karate shop, fielding complaints about "face-removing nunchucks" and "assassination-ready rubber guns" with remarkable composure. Their ability to navigate these scenarios showcases the quick wit and imaginative thinking that animated their childhood favorites clearly cultivated.

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Welcome to a whimsical ride through the future of theme parks! In this captivating episode, we're delving into the magical realm of imagination to share our ideas for the ultimate amusement park. Together we explore the connections between our personalities and our park visions, revealing how deeply personal experiences can inspire thrilling attractions.

Join us as we dream up eccentric ideas for rides that blend education with entertainment, taking inspiration from historical landmarks like the pyramids of Egypt and weaving in playful storytelling. Picture roller coasters that swing through the ancient lands, amusement zones named after our most treasured experiences, and interactive sections where laughter reigns supreme. You'll hear us bounce around concepts that spark joy, older rides given modern twists, and how each adventure can educate while thrilling guests.

Expect a whirlwind of banter, humour, and creative energy as we tackle a range of potential attractions, from the whimsical to the thought-provoking. We believe that the park of the future should also tie back to its surroundings—using the past as a canvas to express the wonders of our imaginations. By the end, we're leaving you with the magic of creativity, beckoning you to think about what your dream theme park would look like. So buckle up, and prepare to journey into a world where anything is possible! Don’t forget to share your thoughts and ideas after you listen!

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Ever wonder if "Cotton-Eyed Joe" is more than just a catchy folk tune? Could it actually be a cryptic tale about a guy—or even an STI? Join us on this whimsical episode where we unravel the hilarious history of this mysterious song, with plenty of tongue-in-cheek speculation and poetic analysis. Prepare to be entertained by quirky historical tidbits and our outrageous interpretations that will leave you seeing this classic song in a completely new light.

Brace yourself for a rollicking ride through the chaotic fun of Creely Adventure Park, a place where youthful misadventures and near-death experiences are all part of the charm. Picture this: teenagers navigating a theme park designed for kids, complete with intimidating toddlers and slides that earn the ominous moniker of "death slides." Our tales of exaggerated fear and immature antics will have you laughing along with our nostalgia-fueled storytelling.

Switching gears, we share some mind-boggling misconceptions and gleefully debunk them, from giraffes being lightning rods to the peculiarities of twin fingerprints. As if that wasn't enough, we whisk you away to Uzbekistan for an inspiring tale of an underdog gymnast who somersaulted her way from circus-inspired dreams to an awe-inspiring Olympic career. With plenty of playful banter and unexpected tangents, this episode is a delightful concoction of humor, curiosity, and the sheer joy of storytelling.

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Welcome to "Three Word Story," where each episode spins a tale from the unexpected. Join hosts James Royle and Dylan Jacobs as they unravel narratives sparked by three random words from the innovative app what3words. From Music.Live.Song to Play.Smug.Skater every episode promises whimsy, mystery, and creativity in just three words. Tune in for improvised adventures that blend imagination with spontaneity, proving that a world of stories can unfold from the most unlikely places. Ready to embark on a journey of words? Let's weave some magic together.

Remember to E-mail us! thethreewordstory@gmail.com

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