If you’ve ever taken a hit and then immediately thought, “Wait… how long is THIS gonna stay in me?”, this episode is about to become your new favorite panic-relief comedy session.

We’re breaking down the real science, the myths, and the ridiculous things people do when they realize they might—just maybe—have a drug test coming up.

You’ll hear:

• How long THC actually sticks around in your blood, urine, saliva, hair, and probably your soul

• Why two people can smoke the same joint but one is sober in an hour and the other is high until Wednesday

• The funniest detox myths people swear by:

  • “Just drink 14 gallons of cranberry juice.”

  • “If you sweat hard enough, you’ll be fine.”

  • “Bro, take a bath in vinegar.”

• Times when I 100% should’ve checked before smoking… but didn’t

• How edibles, concentrates, tolerance, metabolism, and “that one friend who rolls fat joints” all affect how long THC sticks around

• The moment every stoner knows:

  • “Wait… is my job gonna test me?”

  • “Should I Google this?”

  • “Actually, no—Googling made it worse.”

It’s comedy, cannabis education, and panic-fueled storytelling all rolled into one episode.

🎧 Hit play and finally learn the truth (with laughs instead of anxiety).

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If your brain loves to hit you with deep thoughts at the worst possible times, this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem is going to feel uncomfortably accurate… and absolutely hilarious.

We’re diving into the chaotic world of overthinking, where your mind becomes a 24/7 conspiracy theorist, motivational speaker, and doom predictor—all at once.

You’ll hear:

• The ridiculous things my brain decides to obsess over at 2:47 AM for no reason at all

• Why overthinking turns simple tasks into Olympic-level mental gymnastics

• How one small decision becomes a 17-step spiral into hypothetical chaos

• The way weed can either calm your thoughts or make them so loud they sound like a podcast of their own

• Relatable anxiety moments like:

  • “Did I say something weird?”

  • “Did they think I meant something else?”

  • “Why did I remember that embarrassing thing from 8 years ago?”

• The comedic side of having a brain that just refuses to clock out

If you’ve ever wished there was a mute button for your own thoughts, this episode is going to make you feel seen, understood, and definitely amused.

🎧 Hit play and let’s laugh our way through the chaos inside our heads.

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Copycat Creators Are Ruining the Internet | Thoughts Off The Stem

The internet used to feel creative… now it feels like the group project where everyone copies the one kid who actually did the work. Today we’re breaking down how copycat creators, stolen ideas, and recycled trends have turned social media into the world’s most chaotic copy machine — and why originality keeps getting punished by the algorithm.

In this episode, we get into the stuff everyone online thinks about but never says:

• Why creators steal ideas and get rewarded for it

• How the algorithm kills originality

• Why every TikTok/video looks the same in 2025

• What it feels like when a bigger creator copies your content

• How “viral trends” destroy actual creativity

• And the hilarious, frustrating reality of trying to stand out online

This is part rant, part comedy, part therapy session for anyone tired of scrolling through the same recycled videos, the same jokes, and the same “new trend” that’s been dead for months.

If you’ve ever looked at your feed and thought, “Why does everything look exactly the same?” — you’re gonna feel this one.

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