If you’ve ever taken a hit and then immediately thought, “Wait… how long is THIS gonna stay in me?”, this episode is about to become your new favorite panic-relief comedy session.

We’re breaking down the real science, the myths, and the ridiculous things people do when they realize they might—just maybe—have a drug test coming up.

You’ll hear:

• How long THC actually sticks around in your blood, urine, saliva, hair, and probably your soul

• Why two people can smoke the same joint but one is sober in an hour and the other is high until Wednesday

• The funniest detox myths people swear by:

  • “Just drink 14 gallons of cranberry juice.”

  • “If you sweat hard enough, you’ll be fine.”

  • “Bro, take a bath in vinegar.”

• Times when I 100% should’ve checked before smoking… but didn’t

• How edibles, concentrates, tolerance, metabolism, and “that one friend who rolls fat joints” all affect how long THC sticks around

• The moment every stoner knows:

  • “Wait… is my job gonna test me?”

  • “Should I Google this?”

  • “Actually, no—Googling made it worse.”

It’s comedy, cannabis education, and panic-fueled storytelling all rolled into one episode.

🎧 Hit play and finally learn the truth (with laughs instead of anxiety).

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