We hit double digits, y’all. Episode 10. That’s 10 whole weeks of oversharing, bad advice, and Marty somehow not getting canceled. To celebrate, Dre went full Oprah and gifted Marty a chain so heavy it comes with back problems and commitment issues.

This week we go completely off the rails diving into the friend group bylaws nobody reads but everybody violates:

- Is it ever okay to date your friend’s ex? What about their situationship? Their crush? Their ex’s cousin? Dre has a spreadsheet. It’s unhinged.

- The “Keep All Your Women To Yourself” Doctrine: Marty’s manifesto on why sharing is NOT caring when it comes to his roster. Gatekeeping? Yes. Toxic? Maybe. Hilarious? Absolutely.

Expect chaos, bad takes, unnecessary yelling, and at least one moment where we question why anyone let us have microphones.

Drop a comment: Who’s side are you on — Team “Exes Are Off Limits” or Team “Shoot Your Shot”?

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This week TSBI goes from e-bike to ER after a knee-scraping crash that has him rethinking helmets and life choices. RIP to my dignity and my left patella. I tell the full story of how an e-bike, gravity, and my own hubris teamed up against me. Then we get into the real joint pain: How much financial/emotional labor is too much to ask from your partner? And finally, Drake said “it’s Iceman season” — but did he bring the heat or just the frostbite? Strap in. I would, but my knee won’t let me.

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