The Cannon Crüe is back, and this one turns into a full-on Battery therapy session.

Granit, Patrick, and Ryan dig into the Charleston Battery’s recent struggles, including defensive breakdowns, red cards, inconsistent goalkeeping, and the bigger question hanging over the team: who is the leader on the field?

The crew debates whether Joey should be the guy to step into that role, whether Graham Smith has captain qualities, why Sean Suber still is not getting consistent minutes, and whether Ben Pirmann needs to show a little more fire from the touchline. There is also plenty of keeper talk, including the weekly requirement to say one nice thing about Zamudio.

The episode also branches out into bigger soccer territory, with Colton Swan transfer talk, Arsenal and Manchester City banter, Ryan’s Wolves corner, and the future of Cannon Crüe expanding beyond just Battery coverage.

Also included: Temu Pep, Temu Haaland, cheap Battery tickets, season-ticket-holder pain, Copenhagen confusion, balcony scouting with bullhorns, and the official rebrand nobody asked for: Joey Crüe.

Up the Battery.

• Charleston Battery’s recent defensive struggles
• Two red cards in two matches
• The team’s lack of a clear on-field captain
• Joey as a possible leadership figure
• Graham Smith’s captaincy case
• Sean Suber’s confusing lack of consistent minutes
• Whether Ben Pirmann needs more sideline fire
• Zamudio’s inconsistency and the “one nice thing” rule
• Colton Swan’s rumored move to Scotland
• Arsenal taking apart Manchester City
• “Temu Pep” and “Temu Haaland”
• Wolves and the Championship perspective
• Upcoming Battery match against Miami
• Season-ticket-holder grumbling over cheap walk-up tickets