We’re not saying you’re in a cult… but have you checked?

In this premiere episode of This Could Be A Cult, host April Rain peels back the perfectly curated curtain of everyday life to expose something lurking beneath the surface: cult-like conditioning disguised as culture. From nostalgic commercials to influencer catchphrases, generational beliefs to reality TV, we’ve been raised to follow scripts we didn’t write—and rarely question. This isn’t about robes or Kool-Aid. It’s about the subtle ways we’ve all been trained to conform, consume, and belong… at any cost.

Think your Bravo binge or “Live, Laugh, Love” wall art is harmless? You might be right. But also… maybe not.

This episode sets the stage for the weeks to come, where we’ll dig into MLMs, fandoms, wellness traps, and the darker side of devotion—with a wink, a side-eye, and a healthy respect for sarcasm. Consider this your official welcome into the spiral.

Ever joined something innocent that slowly took over your brain, your bank account, and your entire personality? Yeah. Same.

This is the cold opener from This Could Be A Cult — a podcast where we spiral (with sarcasm) into the horror, hype, and hidden cult vibes of everyday life. From MLMs to wellness influencers to your favorite horror movies… nothing is off-limits.

If you’ve ever said “this feels a little culty” — you’re in the right place.

🌀 Full episodes available now.