Welcome to Eclipse Season! We are your hosts for all things astrological and disruptive! Before we get too distracted by any of the obvious ecliptic, we wanted to single out our ally and companion, quietly doing the work of love, balance, right relationship, beauty and grace: Venus in Libra. Because typically - the woman’s work is always overlooked and overshadowed by the combustive eclipse and made up numerological Lion’s Gate. Just sayin. We also talk about (of course) Gene Keys, Divine Feminine, our buddy Lisa Lister and her fabulous book “Venus,” mirror work, and the body as an entire sensory system and organism. The world may be spinning wildly out of our comfort zones, but there’s no reason not to put on a pretty top and a little lippy to meet her on the other side of the door.

Go down the Saros Cycle rabbit hold for 2026 eclipse season:

https://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse.html

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Blessed Lughnasadh, a day where we give thanks for things not being worse. Our conversion takes us through probing questions of free will, past / present / future timelines, and can we make a quantum leap without some devastating crisis opening up the portal of opportunity? We celebrate our teacher and friend Guru Jagat who shed her mortal coil also on this day, but her naad and cackle will forever haunt the halls of our present realities. It’s never too late to have a happy childhood - or acting career - or argument from earlier in the day.

Other topics we may or may not have more clarity on: quantum leaps, synchronicities you might have to travel to, real actual knife wounds, that Glastonbury yatra, the pure of heart of even the people you don’t like, and we learn new words like chatoyancy and yerzhite.

It’s a longer pod - but not as long as the 24 hour candle we can all light for ourselves and our loved ones that alighted to that heavenly realm. Or rather, integrated.

At the one hour mark, we dive deeper into Guru Jagat's legacy and how we feel after 5 (gasp!) years.

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We are back after a brief retrograde into summering like we’re the kind of people who summer. Covering the wide range of topics of this continuing astrological Basket, creative darlings that you thought set out for space never to return but now they are back, brighter and more dazzling than ever, or maybe asking you complete the mission. Leo season brings with us a new nodal shift, and a very loud invitation to play and be playful, pull out some prosperity meditations and ride the Lion to the gate. And don’t do drugs (the astrology is doing it for you.)

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There is CERNtainly a lot of astrology kicking into high gear this summer and Joanna breaks it down for all of us to understand a little better. We also discuss Disclosure Day - mainly to admit we haven’t seen it yet - and we welcome Jupiter into Leo after that wet blanket of a Cancer year. We are also excited to blame everything bad on CERN whether it’s running the Hadron Collider or not because it’s easy and something to rebel against. Happy Fourth of July for those who celebrate!

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We didn’t mean to leave you hanging since our last podcast in December 2024. And it turns out no one really missed much - 2025 wasn’t exactly a year many of us would care to remember. And! It had its moments. Really through, we just thought it might be nice to start recording our conversations again.

In this episode while we talk the usual astrology, crystals, Gene Keys and yoga talk, we of course apply it to our own personal lives and circumstances and how we walk the walks. It might just be this way for a while, so can we actually enjoy our survival mode? Upgrade it? Celebrate the wins and not get too ahead of ourselves and great expectations?

We’ll be back with more soon, we promise. There’s a lot to look ahead at - whilst staying present of course - and fondly looking back at the good old days of dragging a ciggy in 90’s NYC. Check out Andrea’s new course “The Crystal Education” beginning July 22 taught LIVE (replays available!) Now enrolling at https://andreawright.life/

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If we have learned anything in this life of Truth or Consequences, it’s that even the most Careless Whisper is getting recorded on some distant (or not so distant) star in space - or in a memory file - or deep in a subconscious junk mail box clogging up a chakra that’s basically going to show itself in every day life.

So that’s fun, right? And that’s not to say we should all be paranoid that everything we say and do is going to have some sort of effect - even though it will - spoiler - but - if anything - we can be reminded as to how powerful we actually are as creative beings.

We do matter - in all of our thoughts and actions and words and things done and undone. It matters. So what does everyone want to have a bigger experience of? Do we want to lift off from a terrain of love and joy and creativity or squishy fearful victim-y reactions? And are we willing to take responsibility for the actual experience we’re having? Are we willing to make the necessary changes in our thoughts and actions if we’re not loving said experience? It’s a Sag New Moon! Dream big! Go for the wild unknown! Draw those fiery arrows and aim for the Sun!

And don’t be afraid to travel intercontinentally (big Sag vibes there) to wipe your brain (and any other body parts) of the muck and grime that’s clogging those chakras, holding you back from the brilliant and wildly optimistic visions Jupiter wants you to GET. Really really really. Jupiter wants it wicked bad for you. (Someone’s from Boston.)

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“You are not required to enter the neurotic patterns of anybody…including your own” Guru Jagat (we would add content, election coverage, fiction, non fiction, propaganda, social media…)

“We are born to create, so when we create we are happy, and then we treat each other better. That in and of itself is revolutionary.” Guru Jagat

“Don’t look around for the leader in your life - it is you.” Guru Jagat

“Compassion is being able to be in multiple perspectives simultaneously.” Guru Jagat

“Countless are the morons…but remember the 6th Aquarian Sutra: The other moron is you.” This Aquarian Life

Anyway we both have trans Atlantic flights to catch for some Pluto ingress into Aquarius shenanigans. Big ole Full Moon in Taurus en route replete with opportunity for manifestation and prosperity and flow so everyone have fun out there and make some good stuff we can all play at.

Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com

Joanna Pitt 💫 1:1 Astrology Consultations, Mentorship, Yoga & Meditation, Retreats and More twinfawnsastrology.com @joanna__pitt

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Hello and good day from our “interstitial” episode - not directly related to the TMZ feature that actually ISN’T showing up on anyone’s “HBO recommends” watchlists - and we do still have things to say about hashtag Guru Jagat and hashtag cult life…Hashtag whatever gets us more attention and ratings! (Hashtag “I was the cafeteria worker for a cult” Hashtag “I was ogled by a politician” Hashtag whatever sells.)

But seriously (and what could be more serious) than talking about that stern teacher Saturn and what we might expect when it finally goes direct in Pisces…Pisces that vague foggy rather groggy dreamscape…so if our conversation meanders a little we’re just trying to keep things on brand…a little musey, a little dreamy. A little “we know, we know, you want to hear about Andrea’s reading with the crystal skulls…” It’s all here, folks, and we agree “inquiring minds wants to know!” Your intuition is spot on.

Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com

Joanna Pitt 💫 1:1 Astrology Consultations, Mentorship, Yoga & Meditation, Retreats and More twinfawnsastrology.com @joanna__pitt

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