How is it possible that we've put men on the moon, mapped the human genome, and developed artificial intelligence, yet some men still don't understand where women pee from?

This week on The Women Are Plotting, Etienne, Heidi, and Jane tackle the astonishing—and sometimes downright hilarious—misconceptions men have about women's bodies. And trust us, some of these beliefs will leave you wondering whether anyone was paying attention in sex ed.

From men who think women can hold in their periods like pee, to those who believe tampon sizes correspond to vagina sizes, the ladies uncover some truly spectacular examples of anatomical ignorance. Apparently, some men even think women's breasts are permanently stocked with milk, ready to dispense on demand!

Jane shares the unforgettable story of how her future husband, after a night of drinking in New York City, decided to conduct his own anatomical research while she peed under a streetlight at 3 a.m. Meanwhile, Etienne draws on her nursing experience to explain just how tricky female anatomy can be—even for medical professionals.

But the conversation goes much deeper than clueless men and questionable sex education.

The women explore why female bodies have historically been overlooked in medical research, how little many of us learned about our own sexual anatomy, and why ignorance about women's reproductive health becomes especially dangerous when it influences medical treatment and legislation.

They also get candid about menopause, hormone replacement therapy, urinary health, the clitoris, orgasms, and why women shouldn't have to accept uncomfortable symptoms as an inevitable part of getting older.

Equal parts outrageous, educational, and unapologetically filthy, this episode is a hilarious reminder that women's bodies aren't some unsolvable mystery—we just need to start talking about them.

Because if you don't know the difference between a vagina and a urethra, maybe it's time to stop pretending you're an expert on women's bodies.

Join Etienne, Heidi, and Jane for another unfiltered conversation about sex, science, aging, and the spectacular things people still don't know about half the human population.

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Can the stars really tell us who we are, who we should date, and whether a relationship is destined to succeed—or is astrology just a bunch of cosmic bullshit?

This week on The Women Are Plotting, Etienne, Heidi, and Jane dive into the fascinating world of astrology, exploring everything from zodiac signs and birth charts to planetary influences, romantic compatibility, and the possibility that the universe might actually be trying to tell us something.

Etienne kicks things off with a surprising discovery: depending on which astrological system you follow, you might not even be the zodiac sign you've believed you were your entire life. Heidi explains how astrology can serve as a tool for self-reflection, while Jane shares how a high school boyfriend first challenged her skepticism about whether the stars could influence our lives.

But things get particularly interesting when the conversation turns to dating.

Jane reveals how she secretly used detailed birth charts to evaluate potential boyfriends—including the man she's now been with for 26 years. Apparently, knowing a man's birth date, birthplace, and exact time of birth can be pretty valuable information. Especially when his chart suggests a combination of occasional temper tantrums, fierce loyalty, and mind-blowing sex.

Meanwhile, Etienne explores her own astrological compatibility, discovers which zodiac signs might make the best romantic partners, and considers whether she should start asking men on dating apps for their birth certificates. The women even stumble upon astrology-based dating apps and contemplate putting them to the test.

Along the way, they discuss Mercury retrograde, sun signs versus moon and rising signs, the ancient history of astrology, and whether birth charts can help identify relationship patterns before you waste years on the wrong person.

Funny, candid, occasionally filthy, and surprisingly thought-provoking, this episode asks one big question:

Is your love life written in the stars—or are we just looking for a better way to weed out the assholes?

Join Etienne, Heidi, and Jane as they explore whether astrology is ancient wisdom, a useful tool for self-discovery, or simply a really entertaining way to explain why your ex was such a disaster.

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Remember when you could make a complete ass of yourself without someone recording it and posting it on the internet?

Welcome to the Gen X experience.

This week on The Women Are Plotting, Etienne, Heidi, and Jane explore what it means to be the generation that grew up analog and somehow ended up living in an entirely digital world.

From rotary phones, cassette tapes, Walkmans, and film cameras to smartphones, dating apps, virtual reality, and artificial intelligence, Gen X has experienced an extraordinary technological transformation. But just because we've embraced the digital revolution doesn't mean we have to like everything about it.

The women reminisce about the freedom of growing up without social media, when your most embarrassing moments weren't permanently documented and you had to wait to develop your photographs to find out whether you actually captured anything worth keeping.

Jane shares how testing a virtual tour at work left her curled up in a ball under her desk, while Etienne reveals the dating-app encounter that had a younger man asking her to fulfill his granny fantasy. And Heidi raises the question of whether all this technological convenience is worth the privacy we've surrendered along the way.

The conversation also takes on AI, surveillance, subscription culture, increasingly complicated appliances, and the infuriating experience of trying to reach an actual human being in customer service.

Through it all, one thing becomes clear: Gen X knows how to navigate the digital world, but we still remember when you could fix your own appliances, leave the house without being tracked, and make questionable decisions without leaving a permanent digital footprint.

We may have adapted to the future, but that doesn't mean we've forgotten the past—or that we're particularly happy about all these fucking subscriptions.

Join us for a hilarious, nostalgic, and occasionally exasperated look at life as the generation caught between two very different worlds.

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