We're back on the Winning Parlaiy Podcast, and after Scotty B and Ernie "crushed it," we had to bring the "World Famous Lopez Brothers" in to explain their continued lack of financial responsibility. Get ready for some deeply emotional sports analysis, as Fern explains why the NFL is like a volatile ex-girlfriend, leading to his brilliant new strategy of betting the opposite of whatever the AI suggests!

We dive into the Week 9 data, dissecting tasty spreads, debating the Colts/Steelers line (seriously, why is it so low?), and Big Worm drops his pick with "He's stamping it, Raph, I love it!" But before we get to the winning tickets, Fern takes us on a bizarre journey into the "Wormhole of Flavor" where he's still coping with his feelings about Shohei Ohtani's god-like status. You won't believe what he ate, or why he's going to the movies... alone.

Hit play to see if we can turn Fern's "Chilean Kiss of Death" into cold, hard cash! And seriously, someone please check on Fern.

The boys are 5 and 0 for the second week in a row, making them the kings of the betting world—at least in their own minds! 👑 Big E and Scotty B are riding high on the success of Parlaiy.com's simulations (8-5 this week, 63%!) and their own perfect 5-0 streak.

On the Docket this Week:

• Complaints Corner: Big E vents about "bad coaching in the NFL," specifically taking aim at predictable play-calling and the egregious fact that "Dillon Gabriel is not an NFL quarterback." 🤯

• A-I's Biggest Hits: Shoutout to the Jets' thrilling one-point victory and a surprise hit on the Ravens (pure luck, apparently, since the Bears "suck").

• "Old Man Strength" Theory: The guys get hilariously sidetracked debating the shocking age of Myles Garrett (29?!), which leads to a humbling realization about how old they feel chasing their kids.

• Locker & Landmine: Despite a sudden, unnerving confidence in their picks ("What do they know? What's going on?"), they reveal their Lock (Lions -8.5 vs. Vikings) and the games they absolutely won't touch (Chiefs at Bills & 49ers/Giants).

Plus, listen for Big E's deep dive into his secret Intellivision playbook and Scotty B's single-man park dating strategy! 😂

Get ready for an episode that's as wild as a Denver Broncos comeback against the Giants! The "Winning Parlaiy" crew is back and we're bringing the heat, the bad names, and a whole lot of analytics to Week 8.

• The CC Lamb Saga: Come for the betting tips, stay for the hilarious moment when a certain brother butchers a star player's name (multiple times!)—and then insists on using his new nickname for the rest of the show. We think "CC Lamb" has a nice ring to it.

• Brother vs. Brother: The Friendly Wager: It's Cowboys vs. Broncos, and the stakes are high—a couple's dinner... at a Gentlemen's Club. Listen in as we break down the friendly feud between the Lopez brothers and Scott, revealing who's betting on Dak and who's got the Broncos' special teams.

• Man vs. Machine: We're running Parlaiy's ultra-powerful AI simulator to find the Week 8 winners. Will the machine prove our gut right? Or will it make a compelling, yet terrifying, argument for the Jets to win (yes, you read that right, the Jets)?

• The Wormhole of Flavor: Big R drops some serious San Francisco knowledge on the legendary Beeps Burgers—a drive-in that's been around since 1962 and named after the "beep" of Space Age satellites! It's so good, one of the guys almost breaks his decades-long McDonald's abstinence for it. Also, learn about the "Chilean curse of death." (We don't know what it is either, but it sounds important.)

Don't miss the only podcast where we're going all-in on CC Lamb, McChickens, and the mathematical probability of a Jets victory!

The Winning Parlay Podcast is back and the boys are riding high after an unbelievable 5-0 week! Seriously, it was so good, even Scotty B's six-year-old daughter went 4-1 betting purely on helmet colors and logo names—we're talking pure, unadulterated genius (or maybe beginner's luck).

This week, we're dissecting the victories, addressing some truly perplexing Monday Night Football scheduling, and diving into the glorious, heartbreaking, and often dumbfounding decisions of the NFL. Ernie was so locked in he was throwing darts—and hitting bullseyes—with his picks, while Scotty B is ready to file a formal complaint with the Las Vegas Raiders after a performance so poor the opposing team was kneeling at halftime to avoid getting hurt.

• 🏆 High Stakes, Higher Morale: We're back in the money race and talking about what it takes to stay on top.

• 🧠 Lock or Landmine: We clash! Ernie's best bet, the Broncos, is Scotty B's easy fade. We have a friendly wager—and some great counter-handicapping—on the line.

• 🏈 The Blame Game: We're debating if the season will ever "settle down" or if the NFL will continue to be a chaotic, unpredictable fever dream.

• 🥩 From Steaks to Spreads: Find out why we love the Cowboys at 3.5 points, why we're terrified of the Dolphins/Falcons dumpster fire, and why the Bears/Ravens line is a landmine we're trying to save ourselves from.

The Winning Parlay crew is back for their Thursday edition, and it's clear the previous week was a bloodbath—going 0-8 on their picks! But hey, there's nowhere to go but up, right?

Join the World Famous Lopez Brothers and Scotty V as they hilariously vent about the NFL's unpredictable nature, from the Broncos' inability to score a single point (despite a dominant defense) to the headache of two Monday Night Football games (though one of them is timed perfectly for dads).

In this episode, you'll hear:

• The emotional toll of NFL betting: One host unleashes his deep-seated bitterness by comparing the league to a treacherous high school girlfriend.

• The "New Coach Bump" and the chaos of a "Halley's Comet Betting Year": The analytics guy explains why this is a kooky year where "nothing makes sense."

• Fern's "Peter Special": A deep dive into the elusive, non-menu item from Little Vietnam Cafe that involves lemongrass, garlic, shrimp, and a mystery ingredient they want you to figure out!

• The segment we've all been waiting for: After a disastrous week, they let Scotty V's six-year-old daughter give her five NFL picks based purely on team colors and logos. Will she outperform the "experts"?

The guys lock in their new picks, including the Colts, the Seahawks, the Eagles, and the Bucs—but even the machine at Parlay.com is giving them a hard time.

Tune in to find out if they can pull off a winning parlaiy.

The Winning Parlay Podcast—where our football analysis is as reliable as a wide receiver screen (Spoiler alert: they never work)!

Join Scotty B (currently a little depressed and maybe needing a carry) and Big Ern (still shell-shocked by the NFL season) as they navigate the chaotic world of sports betting. We're fresh off an O-and-8 run (that's zero wins, eight losses for the mathematically challenged)—a feat we've somehow managed to achieve with both human and computer predictions! This just proves one thing: No one knows what they're talking about, including us.

Listen in as we:

• Complain about the NFL RedZone only having three games on at 1 PM.

• Rant about there being two Monday Night Football games.

• Offer up our "locks" (which are more like "landmines"), including our surprising take on the Falcons being favored against the 49ers.

• Introduce the revolutionary new expert: Scotty B's six-year-old daughter—to see if she can beat our combined record.

Catch the latest episode for the wildest takes, the most questionable picks, and the debut of the new segment, "Wurmhole of Flavor" (which might save our listenership, honestly).

P.S.: Check out Parlay.com to register and get a dollar's worth of analytical runs—because apparently, even AI has a hard time with this season.

The guys air their grievances, including an incredible rant about the Raiders, the Cardinals' drama with a $100,000 fine, and Mac Jones' developing hero status. We revisit Fern and Raf's shaky Week 5 picks, including the agony of the Browns and Eagles games and the surprising loss by the Ravens. It's a tough week for lines, but the guys lock in their favorite picks with the help of Parlaiy.com's simulations. Fern shares his culinary adventures from the week, including a spectacular sushi spot and a surprise chain restaurant seafood boil. Will the Lopez Brothers finally put together a winning parlay? Tune in, grab your credit card, and bet along!

Ever had a win so close you could taste it, only to watch it crumble in the final minutes? We've been there. This week, the guys are back to lick their wounds after the rollercoaster that was Week 5. From the Dolphins reminding us why they're a landmine to a heartbreaking eliminator pool exit that inspires the creation of a brand new website (Yes, we checked the domain live on air 🤣).

But the pain of the past fuels the picks for the future! In our "Lock or Landmine" segment, we're serving up our best bets for Week 6. Will Dak and the Cowboys stay hot? Can a grudge against the Cardinals lead to a guaranteed win?

Tune in for the therapy session, stay for the picks! 🏈💸