WARNING: This episode may cause spontaneous moisture and perpetual wetness. If you experience symptoms for longer than 4 hrs, you should probably take care of that! What are you waiting for?

We're back, sluts! Listen to us chat about Heated Rivalry and how we covertly turned the hubs into a Swiftie!

Are we late? Yes!

Is this just how we roll? Also, yes...

Enjoy! And see you next year!

Listen to us reminisce about episodes past... oh and about what a nasty boy Jagger Cole is!

We're back on schedule this week to talk about Maggie Rawdon, Rebecca Quinn and other stuff! Enjoy!

It's true! Everyone queefs! If you don't, you're a fucking liar and if you don't do it on balls, then I don't know what to talk you... they're completely normal so maybe you should try.

Also... we love you Kate Oliver!

You heard it here... Ellie Gates' 2nd book has been released into the wild. What's your reading status? If you haven't read it... what are you doing with your life?

Just kidding... but seriously... go read it... and then come back and listen bc we probably said too much!

Lorelei finished a book. Let's celebrate! But oops, now Maggie's in a slump... 😬

Well, let's talk about Bound by Honor by Cora Reilly

And let's wait to talk about and talk about Ellie Gates' new release Watch Over You!

Oh and there's some Urban Dictionary for those that love it a little nasty...

Enjoy!