Tonight’s chaos includes: ⛽ Fuel prices — why they’re rising, who’s to blame, and which lad is definitely filling his tank $5 at a time like he’s on a payment plan with destiny. 🃏 Cards Against Humanity — the game that reveals your friends’ true personalities, and unfortunately, none of them are employable. 🍻 Plus the usual nonsense:

• One bloke who thinks he can solve the energy crisis with duct tape
• Another who reckons his 2003 Corolla is ‘basically a hybrid’ because he turns the AC off on hills
• And someone who thinks OPEC is a new burger at Hungry Jack’s

So buckle up — unless you’re Geoff, who refuses seatbelts because ‘they’re just Big Strap trying to control us’ — and get ready for the only podcast where global economics and deeply questionable humour collide like two drunk shopping trolleys at 2am.”

Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

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They head east, immediately get lost, argue about who was meant to pack the tent, and end up at a festival that smells like sunscreen, dust, and poor decisions. One of them definitely tried to cook sausages on a portable speaker.

He’s on infection number ten, which at this point feels less like a virus and more like a long‑term situationship. The boys treat it like a sports stat:

• “He’s chasing the championship record.”
• “COVID’s basically his co‑host now.”

They try to talk about the week’s global drama but it quickly devolves into:

• Line ups for fuel
• Uncle Don dropping more than bombs

It’s less analysis, more three blokes trying to explain geopolitics like it’s a pub argument.

They wrap it up scrolling through the algorithm’s darkest corners:

• A guy deep‑frying fruit
• A woman convinced her dog is a reincarnated Viking
• A trend that looks like NPCs but somehow worse

The lads collectively agree the internet is cooked.

Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

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The lads are back and with a man down, but they do have a special guest.

Matt Eeles is the founder of Cinema Australia and the director of the WA Made Film Festival.

Lights down, snacks ready, and phones on silent—because tonight, we’re diving into a world where stories come alive and reality takes a well‑deserved break. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the thrills, the plot twists, or just the popcorn, settle in and get comfy.

The screen is yours, the vibes are immaculate, and the next hour belongs entirely to the magic of cinema.

Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.