They head east, immediately get lost, argue about who was meant to pack the tent, and end up at a festival that smells like sunscreen, dust, and poor decisions. One of them definitely tried to cook sausages on a portable speaker.

He’s on infection number ten, which at this point feels less like a virus and more like a long‑term situationship. The boys treat it like a sports stat:

• “He’s chasing the championship record.”
• “COVID’s basically his co‑host now.”

They try to talk about the week’s global drama but it quickly devolves into:

• Line ups for fuel
• Uncle Don dropping more than bombs

It’s less analysis, more three blokes trying to explain geopolitics like it’s a pub argument.

They wrap it up scrolling through the algorithm’s darkest corners:

• A guy deep‑frying fruit
• A woman convinced her dog is a reincarnated Viking
• A trend that looks like NPCs but somehow worse

The lads collectively agree the internet is cooked.

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