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  • S6E2 Bill Gates, Skynet Farms, and the Black Market Ribeye
    2026/06/18
    S6E3: Bill Gates, Skynet Farms, and the Black Market RibeyeFire up the grills, grab a cold drink, and prep your tinfoil hats, because summer grilling season is officially here! This month, Cat, Dwayne, and Koji tackle a heavy-hitting question that’s been sizzling all over the internet: Does Bill Gates want to destroy the cattle industry?To help us slice through the meat of this massive tech-agriculture conspiracy, we welcome international stand-up comedian and former comedy-wrestler Eric Escobar (Hulu’s Comedy InvAsian, CBS’s Comics Unleashed). Together, the crew dissects Bill Gates’ massive 270,000-acre American farmland monopoly and his public push for 100% synthetic beef. Is he trying to save the planet from bovine methane emissions, or is he hoarding land to create a vertical monopoly that will relegate real steak to a 1% black market luxury item?Plus, we break down the May 8, 2026 UFO Disclosure and the government's brand new public database at war.gov/ufo. We wrap things up with a high-stakes round of "Yay or Nay" featuring 5 outrageous food conspiracies involving insect fragments in your smoothies, fake honey, and the terrifying truth behind natural vanilla flavoring.About the Guest:Eric Escobar is a premier international stand-up comedian performing at clubs, colleges, and theaters across the globe. Catch him on Season 3 of Comedy InvAsian on Hulu, or look out for him on tour this year across Alaska, the Midwest, and the Northwest. Follow him on socials at @EricEscobar (with a K!). Promos & Upcoming Live Shows: Cat Alvarado: Catch Cat live in North Carolina (Durham area) on June 25th–28th! Follow her at @CatAlvaradoComedy for details and tickets to her special taping in Portland on July 24th.Dwayne: Catch Dwayne live in Arizona on August 21st & 22nd. Head over to his website for complete venue and ticket information.Un-History Podcast: Don't wait—find Koji's new audio project Un-History on your favorite platform right now, hit listen, and hit download.🔔 STAY UNOFFICIALLY OFFICIAL: If you loved this episode, please share, subscribe, and leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Reference Links & Episode Sources:Official UAP Database: war.gov/ufo Farmland Ownership Data: The Land Report — Bill Gates Portfolio Synthetic Meat Advocacy: Bill Gates: Wealthy Nations Should Move to 100% Synthetic BeefFood Conspiracy Deep-Dive: The Truth Behind Cochineal Beetles & Red DyeABOUT USWhat are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening. Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3wCREDITSThe intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.Written by Koji Steve Sakai Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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    53 分
  • S6E1 Solar Double-Takes & The Intergalactic I Told You So
    2026/05/14
    We survived our month-long hiatus and we are officially back for Season 6 ofThe UnofficialOfficial Story! We’re kicking things off in May—just a few days late for National Sun Day—with a massive celestial mystery that asks: Is NASA hiding a second sun?.

    Before we dive into solar simulators and the "Morality Clause" of physics, we break the ice witha theory Koji has been pushing for years: What if first contact reveals that aliens are actuallyAsians?. Our guest, hilarious comedian Ron Josol, joins thefray to discuss everything fromalmond-shaped alien eyes to his brother’s legendary Wing Chun lineage and the time he had touse Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu on a meth-fueled heckler in Australia.

    GUEST
    Ron Josol is an internationally touring comedian and martial artist who has been performingstand-up since he was 21, recently taping Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen. A long-timepractitioner of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Ron trained for eight years under Royce Gracie and carries afamily martial arts lineage connected back to Ip Man. Whether he’s recounting street fights inAustralia or debating if aliens are actually Asian, Ron brings a sharp, worldly wit to every stage.

    RESEARCH

    We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.

    Sharks are older than trees (Smithsonian): https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/sharks-are-older-than-trees-180980038/

    The Sound of the Sun (NASA): https://www.nasa.gov/science-share/the-sound-of-the-sun/

    The Nemesis Theory (Space.com): https://www.space.com/22538-nemesis-star.html

    NASA Patent 3,325,238 - Solar Simulator: https://patents.google.com/patent/US3325238A/en

    ABOUT US

    What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.

    Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w


    CREDITS
    The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

    Written byKoji Steve Sakai

    Hosts:Cat Alvarado,Dwayne Perkins,and Koji Steven Sakai

    Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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    51 分
  • The Unofficial Official Story Season 6 Trailer
    2026/04/09
    The Unofficial Official Story: Season 6 Trailer

    The conspiracy you never asked for is back... and it's still confusing.

    After a month-long hiatus, Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai are
    officially back for Season 6 of The Unofficial Official Story! In this trailer, we give you a taste
    of the wild mysteries, bizarre cover-ups, and unhinged pop-culture phenomena we’re
    diving into this season.

    We’ve got a lineup of incredible guests and more hypothetical questions guaranteed to
    derail every conversation.

    Stay Connected:

    Subscribe: Catch the Season 6 premiere in just one month on Apple Podcasts,
    Spotify, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

    Follow Us: Don't believe everything you read on the internet... unless it's our
    podcast description.

    Keep wondering, and stay unofficially official
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    3 分
  • S5E11 Were the Kennedys Responsible for Marilyn Monroe's Death
    2026/03/05
    Marilyn Monroe was found dead in her Los Angeles home on August 5th, 1962. While the official story ruled her tragic passing as a suicide by overdose, the unofficial theories point to something much darker.

    This week, hosts Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai dive into one of Hollywood’s most enduring mysteries: Did John F. Kennedy or Robert Kennedy have something to do with Marilyn Monroe's death?

    Was it a tragic accident, a political cover-up to save the Kennedys' careers, or a Cold War assassination? Tune in as we examine the means, motive, and opportunity, and finally decide on the unofficial official story.

    RESEARCH
    We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.

    https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/august-5/marilyn-monroe-is-found-dead

    https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2022/03/marilyn-monroes-final-hours?srsltid=AfmBOoptX_yqezYF3NAq9EPZq5tdj6drXi5zPUTDh6X63dUefYvkoAdo

    ABOUT US
    What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.

    Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w

    CREDITS The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

    Written by Anika Desai

    Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai

    Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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    34 分
  • S5E10 The Super Bowl Sport or Scripted Spectacle
    2026/01/15
    In this episode of The Unofficial Official Story, hosts Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai are joined by comedian and actor Chris Bowers to tackle the biggest sporting event of the year: The Super Bowl.

    Is the "Big Game" actually a fair contest, or is it just high-budget theater scripted by "Big League" for maximum ratings? The team dives into the most enduring gridiron conspiracies, from the infamous "Blackout Bowl" (Super Bowl XLVII) to the theory that referees are just actors with whistles. They discuss whether dynasties are built or bought, if the halftime shows are filled with secret symbols, and finally determine the official unofficial story behind who really controls the scoreboard.

    ABOUT OUR GUEST
    Chris Bowers is a former motivational speaker at high schools turned comedian. His comedy style can be described as a magic trick for your brain. He has toured the country, owned comedy clubs, hosted the Social Distancing Social Club during Covid and currently tours as Jeff Dye’s opener all over the country.

    RESEARCH
    We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.

    https://www.marca.com/en/nfl/2024/06/05/665f9e21268e3edc2f8b4582.html

    https://valleyventana.org/22594/opinioneditorial/theories-of-scripted-super-bowl-intercept-internet/

    https://www.thetimes.com/sport/snooker/article/taylor-swift-super-bowl-travis-kelce-conspiracy-theories-mxd3jjmrn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvLRJQhKFBk

    https://www.adsoftheworld.com/campaigns/you-can-t-make-this-stuff-up

    https://talksport.com/nfl/2458392/super-bowl-script-leak-nfl-rigged-patrick-mahomes/

    ABOUT US
    What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.

    Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast
    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w

    CREDITS
    The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

    Written by Anika Desai

    Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai

    Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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  • S5E8 Food Judgments, Broccoli Conspiracies, and Big Cancer
    2025/12/18
    S5E8: Food Judgments, Broccoli Conspiracies, and Big Cancer:
    In this episode of the Unofficial Official Story podcast, hosts Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai discuss foods they secretly judge people for disliking and delve into intriguing food-related conspiracies. They explore the suspicion around broccoli being poisonous and investigate whether big cancer and big meat industries are behind anti-broccoli narratives. The conversation spans various theories, personal anecdotes, and humorous tangents, leading to the conclusion that a balanced diet and skepticism towards industry-driven propaganda are crucial.

    RESEARCH
    We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.

    https://www.thinkingnutrition.com.au/broccoli-bad-for-you/

    https://www.healthshots.com/healthy-eating/superfoods/broccoli-nutrition-health-risks-of-eating-too-much-broccoli/

    https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/foods/broccoli

    https://www.britannica.com/plant/broccoli

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2984095/#:~:text=Impact%20on%20environment,%2C%20and%20non%2Dtarget%20plants.

    ABOUT US
    What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.

    Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w

    CREDITS
    The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

    Written by Emily Le

    Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai

    Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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    44 分
  • S3E8 The Great Jersey Devil Debate Bats, Billionaires, and Bigfoot!
    2025/11/20
    In this exciting episode of the Unofficial Official Story Podcast, we kick things off with a lighthearted debate about who would believe us if we claimed to have seen Bigfoot, leading to a hilarious exploration of credibility among friends and family. Joined by our special guest, actress Jennifer Field, we dive into the quirky world of cryptids, focusing on the infamous Jersey Devil and its many origin stories, from Mother Leeds to gypsy curses. We share laughs over bizarre theories, including the idea that Frank Sinatra might be the Jersey Devil himself! As we unravel the legend, we also discuss other California cryptids, like the Fresno Nightcrawler and subterranean reptilians, all while keeping the conversation fun and engaging. Tune in for a wild ride filled with laughter, mystery, and a touch of the bizarre!ABOUT OUR GUEST Jennifer Field is an actress and California native, born and raised in the San Francisco Bay Area. A former Miss Asian America and current soccer mom of a tween, she has had recurring roles on General Hospital as the notorious Assistant District Attorney Jennifer Arden, and as the maniacal Dr. Ruby on the Primetime Emmy and Peabody Award winning series Artificial. She just wrapped filming an episode for an NBC procedural crime drama, and has a steamy thriller making the rounds on the film festival circuit. Jennifer loves anything sci-fi, the outdoors, and spending time with friends and family.RESEARCH We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration. https://visitnj.org/press/new-jersey-tourism-surpasses-record-pre-pandemic-levels-increased-visitors-and-expenditure https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Jersey#:~:text=South%20Jersey%20is%20known%20for,Atlantic%20coastal%20pine%20barrens%20ecosystem https://jerseyshorescene.com/the-jersey-devil-the-13th-child/ https://www.nj.gov/pinelands/infor/educational/facts/jerseydevil.shtml#:~:text=The%20%22Jersey%20Devil%22%20is%20said,thirteenth%20child%20of%20Mother%20Leeds https://www.atlanticcountynj.gov/government/government-information/history-of-atlantic-county/jersey-devil-fact-or-fiction#:~:text=The%20Devil's%20Deeds,disaster%20and%20foretold%20of%20war.ABOUT US What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening. Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3wCREDITSThe intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.Written by Ryan LeHosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven SakaiEdited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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    46 分
  • s5E7 taylor swift FINAL mix & master
    2025/10/16
    Is Taylor Swift a Satanic Clones? With Comedian Ally NoelDive into a world where clones do your laundry, comedians crack conspiracy theories, and Taylor Swift might just be a time-traveling satanic princess. Join the hilarious Ally Noel as she juggles ADHD, creative chaos, and the cannabis industry, all while unraveling wild theories about pop icons and cloning mishaps. From awkward romantic escapades to whimsical prenup fantasies with billionaires, this episode promises more twists and turns than a soap opera written by AI chatbots on Adderall. So, grab your tinfoil hats and prepare for a laugh-out-loud exploration of creativity and chaos!ABOUT OUR GUEST Ally Noel is a Los Angeles native comedian and actress who brings her creative energy to every stage she steps on. Beyond comedy, she works in creative marketing, turning visions into reality for brands and productions. She’s also a partner at Birdleaves Productions, where she co-produces the Three 30s Comedy Show, taping specials that showcase three comics delivering 30-minute sets. A true multi-hyphenate, Ally is also a professional photographer, capturing stories on and off the stage.RESEARCHWe do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.https://thecatholictraveler.com/taylor-swift-a-satanic-witch/https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/taylor-swift-is-a-satanist-clone https://weirddarkness.com/is-taylor-swift-a-satanic-priestess/https://www.vanityfair.com/style/photos/2016/10/conspiracy-theories-taylor-swift?srsltid=AfmBOoq_J6kE0jBu81YdxwZrBsN4TXDE4jWf2V6rIxQmg9Jbpz1NDGw4BuzzFeed from 10 March 2013: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/proof-that-taylor-swift-might-actually-be-a-satanistHere’s the image we’re all looking at: https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b0a32e_fbaf0e7ab95a452580c715471d193021~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_720,h_540,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/b0a32e_fbaf0e7ab95a452580c715471d193021~mv2.webpABOUT US What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening. Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3wCREDITS The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.Written by Shaina Chi Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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