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Racing is officially back.

With Napier kicking off the Oceania season, Lockie and Lleyton break down the course, the stacked start lists, and what it means to see names like Hayden Wilde back on the line. But before that, they dive deep into race day rituals — from process goals and psychological cues to rice pudding, black socks, same jocks since age ten, Red Bulls in transition, and even Fortnite before Junior Worlds.

Lockie explains his headphones-in, don’t-talk-to-me race bubble, while Lleyton takes a more go-with-the-flow approach. The boys compare morning vs twilight racing, discuss how pros mentally prepare, and share some of the wildest superstitions sent in by listeners (and a couple of world-class triathletes). They wrap it up with a full Napier preview — course breakdown, wind factors, key contenders in both the men’s and women’s fields — plus a discussion on the increased World Series prize money in Abu Dhabi and what it means for the future of short course racing.

Season’s back. Let’s go.

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In this prediction-heavy episode of Unfunded, Lockie and Lleyton dive into what 2026 should look like for triathlon. From bigger prize purses and better live streams to mixed relay hype and athlete rivalries, the boys unpack what needs to be IN this season and what needs to go. They call out uneducated coaches, side quests, excuse-making, and the glazing of athletes who aren’t even in contention. It’s honest, opinionated, and a snapshot of where the sport is heading and where they hope it doesn’t.

Season Two of Unfunded kicks off with Lockie and Lleyton back in the studio and straight into the deep end. From Lockie’s humbling Hyrox debut in Melbourne to the triathlon world’s obsession with “January Champions,” the boys unpack the offseason chaos, Kristian Blummenfelt’s eye-watering VO2 max numbers, and the heated social media debates shaping the sport. Most importantly, they break down the LA 2028 Olympic qualification system - relay quotas, Olympic rankings, new flag spots, and the brutal mathematics behind earning a third nation slot. If you’ve ever wondered how athletes actually make the Olympic start line, this is the episode that explains it.

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In the Unfunded Podcast’s Season Finale, world champion and mixed relay king Matt Hauser joins the boys to celebrate a massive year in triathlon. Hauser reflects on securing four wins and a “perfect season” in the World Triathlon Championship Series, how mindset shifts after Tokyo reshaped his career, and why he’s now “all-in” for Paris and LA Olympics ambitions. The crew relives highlights, laughs through awkward podium moments, and hands out their very own Unfunded Awards — from breakthrough athletes to biggest race meltdowns. A fun, insightful wrap-up of the 2025 season with the champ himself.

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In Episode 34 of The Unfunded Podcast, Lachlan and Leighton dive deep into the world of triathlon investments—what’s genuinely worth your money, what’s completely overrated, and what people are just flexing for Instagram. Lachie breaks down his brutally honest (and humbling) first Hyrox simulation, admitting he massively underestimated the sport and is now scrambling to get race-ready. The boys discuss everything from coaches, training camps, lactate testing, data gadgets, and equipment to nutrition, recovery, racing, and travel.

SHOW NOTES

• Lachie’s first Hyrox simulation… and the chaos that followed
• Why hybrid training hits harder than he expected
• The boys rank the best investments in triathlon
• Coaching → Why it’s the #1 thing every athlete should spend money on
• Training camps: when they’re worth it (and why they’re often not)
• Data toys: Whoop, Oura, lactate testing, metabolic testing—useful or just shiny flex items?
• Equipment deep dive: power meters, kickers, carbon shoes, wetsuits, aero helmets & more
• Nutrition & recovery: what actually matters vs. what’s overhyped
• Racing & travel: when to go overseas, why local races matter, and navigating first-time international trips
• The rapid-fire “Worth It / Not Worth It” segment
• A teaser for next week’s special Unfunded Awards Night episode

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Lachie and Lleyton regroup after a rough couple of weeks — sickness, travel chaos and heavy DOMS — and dive into practical offseason training (what to do, how long to rest, nutrition and body metrics). They also swap run-club stories, banter about entering Melbourne Hyrox, and chat identity and income outside elite racing.

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In Episode 32, Lachie and Leighton return after a chaotic two weeks of sickness, racing mishaps and travel disasters. They dive into the drama of the T100 Dubai debacle, the lap-count confusion, and the fallout across the triathlon world, before unpacking the highlights of the 70.3 World Championships and other major results. The boys then welcome special guest Charlotte Derbyshire, fresh off her first ever World Cup podium in Tongyeong. Charlotte opens up about the relief of proving to herself she still belongs in the sport, overcoming a tough 2023 season where she almost walked away, the rebuild with coach Micho, and the training changes that unlocked her next step. The episode finishes with some fun rapid-fire questions and stories from the road, rounding out a big week in the triathlon world.

SHOW NOTES

• Why the pod missed a week: sickness, travel chaos & flu season
• Lachie’s nightmare Tongyeong trip: flight cancellations, race struggles & severe food poisoning
• Recap of the 70.3 World Championships — standout performances & key moments
• Deep dive into the T100 Dubai controversy: lap miscounts, athlete frustration & how to fix it
• Why multi-lap courses cause chaos & what organisers need to change
• Special guest: Charlotte Derbyshire
  • Her first World Cup podium in Tongyeong
  • Relief, confidence, and proving to herself she still belongs
  • Nearly quitting the sport last year
  • The role of coach Micho in her rebuild
  • Big training shifts: technique, easy volume, threshold work & moped sessions
  • Mental reset after missing U23 selection
• Fun segment: best/worst roommates, favourite race leg, after-parties & “stream team” picks
• Charlotte’s advice to younger athletes navigating setbacks
• Her Instagram handle & where to follow her journey

In Episode 31 of The Unfunded Podcast, Lachie and Lleyton are back with their Noosa Triathlon wrap-up — and they’ve brought a special guest along for the ride. Triathlete Jess Fullagar joins the pod to chat about her racing journey, confidence in competition, and what it’s really like behind the scenes of elite triathlon.

The boys share their own Noosa stories, wild afterparty tales, and insights from a weekend that had everything — close finishes, controversy, and plenty of chaos. Expect laughs, honesty, and a fresh perspective on the sport from one of Australia’s most exciting rising stars.

Show Notes

• Intro & catch-up: recovery from Noosa weekend
• Race recaps: men’s and women’s elite results and standout performances
• Behind the scenes: athlete insights, crowd energy, and course atmosphere
• Jess Fullagar joins the pod:
  • Her journey into elite triathlon
  • Mental approach to racing and handling pressure
  • The power of confidence and identity as an athlete
  • Training culture, racing dynamics & Aussie triathlon camaraderie
• Post-race reflections: what makes Noosa so iconic
• Closing thoughts: looking ahead to summer racing and T100