Join us for episode 493 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

Every theme park fan has a list of petty pet peeves, and today we're airing all of ours. We count down the worst theme park icks — ranked by rage — from slow walkers and parade curb-savers to ring-light vloggers and Disney adults who can't take a single critique. Building all the way to the number one offender, everyone secretly hates. We even confess the ones we're guilty of. No one's safe, including us.

Join us for episode 493 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

How much does it REALLY cost to build a Disney World ride? In this episode of Theme Park Trader, we rank the 10 most expensive attractions ever built at Walt Disney World — and then adjust every budget for inflation, which completely reshuffles the list. A ride from 1999 might still be the most expensive Disney has ever built.

We cover the $500 million price tag on Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind, why Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance's building permits said $78 million when the real number was closer to $450 million, the legendary "Disco Yeti" — one of the most expensive animatronics ever built, broken since 2006 — and how Tiana's Bayou Adventure cost $142 million for what's technically a retheme.

Join us for episode 492 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

In this episode of Theme Park Trader, we’re talking through our upcoming Orlando plans, from where we’re staying and what parks we’re hoping to hit, to the food, attractions, and chaos we’re already overthinking.

We also get into the latest Disney transport restrictions at Walt Disney World, what they could mean for guests, and whether Disney is slowly making it harder to enjoy the resort without extra planning, extra spend, or a spreadsheet worthy of NASA.

Expect Orlando excitement, Disney transport moaning, a bit of trip-planning panic, and the usual Theme Park Trader nonsense.

Join us for episode 491 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

This week, we’re heading over to Universal as we share some of our favourite memories from the parks.

From recording Theme Park Trader at Halloween Horror Nights , to seeing Hogwarts for the first time, staying at Hard Rock Hotel, stepping into Seuss Landing, and revisiting classics like Jaws, Spider-Man and The Hulk, this episode is packed with nostalgia.

We also chat about the excitement of hearing Universal could be coming to the UK, the build-up to Epic Universe, and the Universal moments that have stuck with us the most over the years.

Join us for episode 490 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

This week we’re getting properly nostalgic as we share some of our favourite memories from the Disney parks.

From unforgettable attraction moments and family trips to unexpected laughs, emotional memories, and the kind of chaos only a Disney day can deliver, we’re looking back at the experiences that have stuck with us the most over the years.

Expect plenty of Disney Parks nostalgia, a few ridiculous stories, and probably far too much sentimentality as we celebrate the moments that made us fall in love with the parks in the first place.

Join us for episode 489 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

We’re officially off the rails. What started as a constructive conversation about the new Muppet-themed Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster quickly devolved into a complete, unscripted mess.

In this episode of Theme Park Trader, we attempt to map out the perfect "Muppet Land" and brainstorm which classic attractions deserve the Muppet treatment. However, things take a turn for the chaotic when we dive into the rumor mill regarding Bluey coming to Rafiki’s Planet Watch—a topic that nearly ended the friendship (and the podcast).

If you want to hear us argue about intellectual property placement, propose an absurdly high-maintenance Muppet buffet, and admit that we might actually be the Muppets ourselves, this is the episode for you.

Join us for episode 488 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

Grab your winter coats and your park bags! This week on Theme Park Trader, we are joined by our fantastic friend Carly, who just stepped straight into Arendelle.

Carly gives us the ultimate, unfiltered breakdown of her recent trip to the newly rebranded Disney Adventure World and its highly anticipated crown jewel: The World of Frozen. If you’ve been wondering how the park’s massive transformation is actually turning out, this is the episode for you.

In this episode, we talk about:

• First Impressions: Carly’s thoughts on the park's glow-up and the new atmosphere.

• Step Into Arendelle: A deep dive into the World of Frozen—from the stunning lake views to the immersion level.

• The Rides & Attractions: Does the lineup deliver, or does it leave us out in the cold?

• Eats & Treats: The best themed snacks worth melting for (and the ones you can skip).

• The Ultimate Verdict: Is Disney Adventure World officially a must-visit destination now?

Whether you're planning a trip or just want to live vicariously through Carly's vacation, pour yourself a warm drink and join the conversation!

Is Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party still worth the $119-$229 price tag? Or has Disney’s premier spooky event become a "copy-paste" experience that’s coasting on nostalgia?

In this episode of Theme Park Trader, we’re getting brutally honest about the state of MNSSHP. With Tom Sawyer Island gone and the massive Villains Land construction taking over the Rivers of America, the 2026 season is the perfect time for a total reboot.

Join us for episode 487 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

We’re breaking down our "MNSSHP Masterplan" to make the party a must-visit again, including:

• The Drone Revolution: Why the 2026 sky needs more than just fireworks.

• Tiana’s "Shadow Man" Takeover: Giving the Bayou its first spooky overlay.

• Interactive Treat Trails: Moving beyond the "candy dump" and learning from Oogie Boogie Bash.

• The Roving Sinister Seven: Why we need "happenings" instead of 3-hour character lines.

Is Disney being lazy, or are they just waiting for Villains Land to open? We want to hear from YOU—what is the ONE change that would make you buy a ticket tomorrow?