This week, we’re diving headfirst into The Holiday and breaking down the astrology of all the characters, where we go through each character’s (and each actor’s!) top three and unpack how their personalities line up with their charts. And of course, we couldn’t resist roasting Ethan a little… mostly because if you ask Mimí, his character remains gloriously, spectacularly pointless. Grab your blanket, pour something cozy, and join us for a charming, astro-fueled trip through one of the best comfort movies ever.

This week, we’re diving into the Houses of Joy—aka where each planet is living its absolute best life according to Hellenistic Astrology. We break down which houses naturally support each planet’s vibe, why these placements matter, and how they actually show up in real charts. Along the way, we somehow end up discussing what it means to be an exalted sad bitch (looking at you, Mimí), and why Ciera absolutely would’ve been beheaded if she were king back in the day. Plus, we take a stab at where the modern planets might find their joy, because why should the ancient ones have all the fun? It’s educational, and it’s entertaining. It is an episode about joy after all!

December’s astrology forecast is here—and for this month only, we’re releasing our Patreon episode to the public so everyone can get a taste of what our monthly deep dives are all about! We start by recapping November’s events and how they lined up perfectly with the skies: Mimí’s zero-filter era and unapologetic resentments, plus Ciera’s full-on Sagittarius activation sprinkled with a surprisingly gentle Mercury Retrograde.

Then we head into December’s cosmic weather, kicking off with a powerful Full Moon in Gemini and a grand cross that promises big energy. If you’ve got mutable placements… buckle up. You’ll be feeling everything this month—from activations to challenges to the full mutable rollercoaster.

With a gobble gobble here, and a neigh neigh there, we prepare for the upcoming Year of the Horse. Keep your ears open because somewhere in todays episode, Mimí might be soft-launching something major 👀

Tune in all the way through—you won’t want to miss the cosmic tea or the surprise.