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In this episode, we dig into the decline of farming—why it’s happening, how insane the numbers are, and what it means for everyday life. Then we switch gears to dream big about radio… because let’s be honest, a station should definitely pick us up. Between the laughs and the rants, it’s part social commentary, part pitch, and all us.

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This week we’re pulling back the curtain on the world of lifestyle coaches—what they actually do, how much they make, and why everyone seems to be one. Matthew shares his very strong feelings about Good Morning America, while we dig into JCPenney store closures—is Target to blame or is online shopping killing the mall? And yes… it’s barely September, but Home Depot already has Halloween skeletons staring us down.

It’s retail talk, real opinions, and a few spooky surprises.

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🎙️ This week’s episode is all about scams, surprises, and storage units! Matthew almost lost $16K in a scam (yep, you read that right), and Christina got taken for a ride by a sketchy pool guy. We also dive into the glory of Storage Wars, debate Love It or List It, and laugh about Christina just discovering the Uline empire. Plus, Matthew dusts off one of his old interviews for a walk down memory lane.

It’s equal parts “don’t let this happen to you” and “how did we get here?”

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This week we’re spilling the tea on who really makes more—men or women 💰 (brace yourselves). We’ll tell you what the ‘average’ family of four brings in 🏠 (spoiler: it’s giving ‘not enough’) and why Grandma’s still working the register instead of bingo night 👵🏼. Plus, a peek at the juicy stuff coming in future episodes—you’re gonna want to hang around for this.

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"This week we’re debating Sydney Sweeney’s new jeans campaign—was it about denim or DNA? 👖🧬 Christina’s taking you behind the scenes on her QVC rep journey 📺, and we’re diving into the ultimate showdown: do women or men spend more on looking good? (Spoiler: the receipts may surprise you.)"

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This week we’re pouring one out—literally—for Costco’s legendary vodka 🥂 and spilling where to actually find their best booze. Christina’s back from a wild week in Florida with Jen 🌴, we’re talking why tariffs might have you buying those sneakers NOW 👟, and which companies are hiking prices. Oh—and yes, Halloween and Christmas are already fighting for shelf space… in August. 🎃🎄

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This week we’re sinking into the topic of furniture—and by sinking, we mean literally. How are people buying couches online without sitting in them first? Make it make sense. We’re talking Wayfair, West Elm, Overstock, and the ghost of Bed Bath & Beyond (seriously, if anyone has the inside scoop—DM us). Matthew airs his beef with influencers and their suspiciously perfect living rooms, while Christina just wants something comfy that doesn’t cost a month’s rent.

Pull up a chair (preferably one you’ve actually sat in) and join us.

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This week, we cover everything and nothing (as usual). Christina is dreaming of early retirement, Matthew’s dodging his dentist, and we go off on a rant about the scam that is TV pricing—$39.99 x 6? No thanks. We unpack all the “exclusive” clubs you never signed up for but somehow pay monthly fees for, and of course, Matthew reminds us he’s proudly cheap. Also, Wawa—if you’re listening, we love you. Sponsor us?

It’s messy, honest, and weirdly informative. Just how we like it.