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Grandpa Matthew is back — again — and baby number five just dropped like a new product launch. Christina’s talking Levi’s, denim, and rivets (aka the hardware we never knew we needed), while Matthew’s over here planning a deep-fried turducken that might violate a few safety codes. It’s family, fashion, and fried poultry chaos — just another day in the world of retail and wholesale.

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This episode is giving “Costco vs. Sam’s Club: The Showdown Nobody Asked For.” Christina’s deep in her QVC era(brace yourself for the hand gestures), Matthew’s comparing membership perks like it’s a dating app, and we’re breaking down “Love It or List It” prices that make us question reality. Oh — and the trucking companies? Let’s just say… they’ve got issues. Tune in for chaos, comedy, and some retail therapy you didn’t know you needed.

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This week, Christina’s officially had it — there’s a brand-new “actress” on the rise… except she’s not real. Yep, AI is taking over Hollywood and Christina is not okay. Meanwhile, Matthew tries to calm her down with a deep dive into soybeans and agriculture (because obviously that’s connected somehow 🤷‍♀️), and the two spiral into whether drone deliveries mean we’re basically living in a sci-fi movie now.

It’s chaos, caffeine, and conspiracy — just another day on the mic.

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This week, Christina and Matthew sit down with industry legend Rodney Rosal to spill the (retail) tea on royalties, manufacturing secrets, and what really happens at each level of production.

From private label shockers to “you paid how much for that?” moments, it’s a masterclass in fashion business — with the kind of behind-the-scenes truth only retail insiders dare to share.

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This week, Matthew officially adds “Sono, Bello” to his list of personal triggers 😂 — right next to creepy dolls and corporate buzzwords. Christina shares her wild ride getting to HSN, while Matthew reviews the Jane Goodall Netflix doc like it’s a thriller.

We also unpack Target quietly backing away from DEI. It’s unfiltered, slightly chaotic, and perfectly us.

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Matthew’s on a mission this week—concerned about farmers, he makes the case for buying local and supporting the people who keep our food supply alive. We also dig into royalties, what’s really made (or not made) in America, and why so much of what we buy comes from everywhere else. Christina asks the big question: if “Made in the USA” is so rare, why isn’t there more of it?

It’s part patriotic rant, part reality check, and a reminder that “buying local” is about more than just produce at the farmer’s market.

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We went on a “class trip” to the liquidation store in Runnemede, NJ—aka the land where Amazon, Target, Costco, Walmart, and Wayfair’s rejects come to die. The rules were simple: mystery bags priced $2–$55. The reality? Matthew and I both grabbed the $5 specials, and the “treasures” inside… well, let’s just say you won’t believe people returned that. Spoiler: Christina left feeling like she needed a shower.

It’s discount chaos, questionable finds, and the kind of retail therapy you’ll regret immediately.

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In this episode, we dig into the decline of farming—why it’s happening, how insane the numbers are, and what it means for everyday life. Then we switch gears to dream big about radio… because let’s be honest, a station should definitely pick us up. Between the laughs and the rants, it’s part social commentary, part pitch, and all us.