Two episodes. Double the chaos. The Ocean State giveth and it giveth some more. 🦞

Adelia and Brandi are back with a combined review of Episodes 6 AND 7 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island — because apparently one episode's worth of drama wasn't enough this week.

In Episode 6, the ladies pack up and head to Newport for the group's first cast trip — which in Rhode Island means a 30-minute Uber to somewhere else in Rhode Island. Rulla is conspicuously absent. Kelsey drops the bombshell that she's ending her relationship with her older, very wealthy boyfriend (yes, the one with 79 TVs). Alicia hosts a doll tea party at a 29-bedroom mansion, because of course she does. And with masks on, then masks off, alliances start shifting and no one is playing nice.

Then in Episode 7, the Newport trip wraps up and things get deeply personal — and deeply unhinged. Alicia talks to her dolls. Jo-Ellen reveals she was sent away three times as a kid, starting in seventh grade, in one of the most gut-wrenching conversations of the season. Alicia breaks down about her absent father. Rosie and Kelsey finally have a real one-on-one and actually make some progress. Liz gets called "Lamby Liz." Ashley's son ends up in the hospital. Boris the 23-year-old butler takes his shirt off. And somewhere in there we learn Jo-Ellen hooked up with Kelsey's ex — loudly, apparently — and Kelsey has thoughts about the location. Oh, and the Brian video? It's bad. Five-minute hug, ass grab, kiss — filmed through a car window two days before the polo match. Jo-Ellen has her proof. Nobody wants to be the one to show Rulla. They look at Alicia. Alicia says "not it." To be continued.

Adelia still hates reality TV. Brandi is watching from just across the Massachusetts border. They are covering TWO episodes tonight and no one is prepared.

The Ocean State took to the water. The drama did not stay on shore. 🦞

Adelia and Brandi are back for episode five of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island — and this week, the cast decided that a fun boat day was a good idea. It was not a good idea.

Kelsey Swanson confronts Rosie DiMare for failing to credit her hairstyling work on social media, and it escalates in the way that only a Housewives argument can when everyone is trapped on a boat together with nowhere to go. Meanwhile, the group heads to Newport Polo — which is exactly the setting this cast was made for — and Jo-Ellen Tiberi spots yet another Instagram post from the woman allegedly involved with Rulla's husband Brian. Brian, for his part, shows up to the event without his wedding ring. Brian. Without his wedding ring. At a public group outing. With his wife's friends.

The Rulla-Jo-Ellen tension continues to build, the alliances keep shifting, and Adelia is watching all of this with the expression of someone who has made a series of choices she can no longer undo.

Adelia still hates reality TV. Brandi is watching from just across the Massachusetts border. Brian left his ring at home.

Season 2 of Happy's Place just wrapped and we have THOUGHTS. 😤🍺

We're breaking down BOTH finale episodes — "Everyone's a Critic" (Ep. 17) and "Couples Counseling" (Ep. 18) — and there's a lot to unpack. First, Bobbie and Isabella decide to give the tavern staff performance reviews… and Isabella's "compliment sandwich" approach goes exactly as well as you'd expect. 😬

Then in the finale, a business dispute between the sisters sends them straight to couples counseling with the most unorthodox therapist ever — and yes, that's Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family!) playing Dr. Russell Peabody III. Meanwhile, Emmett finally tries to break things off with Monica… and the fallout is MESSY. And Bobbie? She had something to say to Emmett. Did she get the chance to say it? 👀

We're giving you our full honest reactions, what worked, what left us wanting more, and where we think things are headed for Season 3 (which is already confirmed, by the way! 🎉).