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Things get weird (again) as we dive into damp bodies, fancy finger foods, and the very important rule of always swallowing—don’t overthink it. We also unpack the toddler behaviors we’ve carried into adulthood (tantrums included). It’s unfiltered, mildly unhinged, and exactly what you didn’t know you needed.

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This week, we tackle the chaos of dealing with other people’s kids, the dangerously weird games we played growing up, hidden talents, and the very real struggle of pee shyness. Plus, we play Bidet Mate—a game where we guess the items Amazon suggests when you're just trying to buy a bidet.

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Welcome to the Porcelain Palace, Sh*tizens—where the conversations spiral and the flush is strong. In our royal debut, we figure out our official titles, wander into a conversation about eugenics, and play a chaotic round of Scat-egories!

It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and undeniably on brand.

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