Ever wonder what really goes on behind the scenes of a wedding? In this laugh-out-loud episode, two seasoned wedding planners spill the tea (and maybe a little champagne) on some of their most outrageous confessions from the job.

From sneaking sips of prosecco during the ceremony to shamelessly devouring the couple's untouched appetizers (look, someone had to eat them), no story is off-limits. Oh — and yes, one of us definitely had to poop in the bridal suite. You'll have to listen to find out who.

It’s unfiltered, a little unhinged, and 100% real. If you’ve ever thought wedding planning was all peonies and Pinterest boards... buckle up.

This week, we talk about… well, everything and nothing at all, which is basically our specialty.

We catch up on Megan’s time up north Wisconsin, one of Jen’s former make-out sessions, and why you should always walk up the hill when your boyfriend tells you to. (Spoiler: proposals happen on hills.) We get into upcoming travel plans, pooping on vacation, Groupon purchases, Mexican food cravings, and of course, JAMAICA! Come travel with us.

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So no, it’s not nothing. It’s everything. It's hilarious. And it’s very us. Press play.

This week, we’re joined by Jesse Lyon of Lyon Mental Health—a therapist, dream interpreter, and hilarious human who somehow made talking about the subconscious feel like a party. We get into the weird and wonderful world of wedding dreams (yes, those anxious ones with missing dresses and runaway grooms), including Megan’s cake dream that—spoiler alert—wasn't really about cake at all. Jesse breaks down what our dreams are trying to tell us during high-stress seasons like wedding planning, how therapy can help us navigate the chaos, and why he thinks your mental health team deserves a seat at the vendor table. It’s insightful, entertaining, and one of our favorite convos yet.

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This week on The Planner’s Passport, we’re talking timelines—specifically, how much time you really need to plan a wedding. Whether you're stretching things out over 18 months or sprinting toward an 'I do' in six weeks, there are perks and pitfalls on both sides.

Longer planning timelines might sound like a dream (hello, options), but with time comes the temptation to overthink everything. Shorter timelines force quick decisions, streamline the process, and reduce waffling—but they also come with logistical curveballs and fewer available vendors.

We break it all down: from decision fatigue to vendor availability, budget impact to emotional whiplash. And in true fashion, we absolutely go off the rails at least once, possibly more. You already know.

Whether you're a type-A planner or a last-minute lover, this one’s for you.

This week on the pod, we’re joined by one of our OG listeners — Heather Cook Elliott! To say that Megan and Jen are as mutually obsessed with her as she is with us? A massive understatement.

Heather is a Milwaukee-based wedding and portrait photographer whose work is rooted in real connection, thoughtful storytelling, and capturing people as they truly are. She’s the kind of person who shows up fully behind the camera and in life, and we absolutely adore her.

In this episode, we dive into Heather’s origin story, what it’s like building a creative business with soul, and why we all can’t stop giggling through this whole conversation. Spoiler: Heather’s coming with us to Jamaica. Are you??

Tune in for major bestie energy, industry insight, and a whole lot of love.

This week, we’re joined by the wildly talented and hilariously cheeky Rachal A. Duggan, the creative genius behind Rad Illustrates. Known for her signature butt drawings (yes, you read that right), Rachal is an illustrator, author, and workshop leader who brings her one-of-a-kind style to everything from comics to custom wedding art.

We dive into how Rachal started drawing butts, what it’s like being a creative vendor on a wedding day, and the unexpected chaos of live event sketching.

From editorial and branding illustrations to teaching private drawing workshops, Rachal does it all and somehow makes it all hilarious. Tune in for puns, laughter, and an honest peek behind the (butt) curtain of wedding day artistry.

Follow her work on Instagram and TikTok @radillustrates.

Last week, Jen popped off about moms (and no, Megan still does not agree with her).

This week? Megan’s the one telling it like it is. And honestly? We're. Here. For. It.

She’s in her villain era, y’all. We’re talking wedding industry awards and how (surprise!) a lot of them are paid for. Not saying the people winning don’t deserve the spotlight, but it’s worth knowing there’s usually money behind that shiny badge. Transparency matters, and Megan’s not holding back.

Tune in! Why? Because it’s so fun when Megan spills the dirt.

To be clear, Megan does not sign off on any of this. This is 100% Jen’s story arc... from superhero to supervillain wedding planner.

Now, Jen actually loves most moms. But in her experience, a few bad apples spoiled the bunch so much that she no longer works with parents unless they’ve been fully vetted.

But this episode isn’t just about mom drama (although yes, a few wild stories are shared). It’s really meant to help moms navigate the modern wedding planning journey. A lot has changed since their own wedding days... and let’s just say, some of them struggle with that. So this one’s for you, moms. We’re here to help so that you don't become a Momzilla.

Oh! We also spend a solid 15 minutes talking about “John Smith” (name changed to protect the extremely attractive but not-so-innocent boy everyone had a crush on in high school).

You don’t want to miss it.