This week, the sisters are building the ultimate playlist for anyone who has ever been wronged and decided the appropriate response was to make it everybody’s problem.

In the first Petty Song Draft, each sister gets five picks for the pettiest songs of all time. Toni Braxton, Whitney Houston, Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, Blu Cantrell, The Chicks, Alanis Morissette, Eamon, CeeLo Green and Beyoncé all enter the conversation as they debate what separates a breakup song from a truly petty masterpiece. The rules are simple: once a song is drafted, the other sister can’t take it.

Before the draft, they head into the Group Chat to discuss Drake’s latest romantic adventure and develop a completely reasonable theory involving a Canadian crossroads deal. Then they unpack Jordyn Woods’ wedding, Kylie Jenner’s attendance and whether sometimes the pettiest revenge is simply thriving.

Later, Pick a Side asks whether a boyfriend should honor his girlfriend’s previously planned birthday trip or attend his close friend’s last-minute wedding, while Sister Court turns to adult friendship and whether relationships built through work, school or other shared environments need to survive once that forced proximity disappears.

Finally, this week’s Why Did You Do That? is dedicated to construction schedules, apartment management and the baffling decisions made by people who apparently never have to experience the consequences of their own planning.

Come for the petty songs. Stay for the Canadian devil theory.

And tell us: what song deserves a spot in the Petty Song Draft?