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The Paranormal Practice Manual

The Paranormal Practice Manual

著者： A.S. Burkhardt
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Welcome to legal practice beyond the veil. A deadpan, satirical guide to navigating the absurd regulatory, administrative, and compliance headaches of supernatural law under Queensland and Australian statutory frameworks.

Hosted by A.S. Burkhardt, The Paranormal Practice Manual treats ghosts, cryptids, and ancient curses not as horror tropes, but as everyday statutory liabilities, body corporate disputes, and WHS risks. From drafting airtight liability waivers for cursed artifacts to establishing formal workplace protocols for ectoplasmic damage, each episode provides clear, hyper-pedantic guidance for the discerning practitioner.

What to Expect:

Statutory Compliance: Boundary agreements with territorial spirits and commercial zoning under Queensland land use frameworks.

Risk & Liability Management: Procedural frameworks for spectral trespassing, possession clauses, and WHS compliance for otherworldly hazards.

Administrative Clarity: Formal checklists, procedural precedent, and operational templates delivered with the dry gravity of an enterprise legal seminar.

Offered strictly for educational and compliance purposes. Professional indemnity insurance for otherworldly claims under Australian Consumer Law not included.

A.S. Burkhardt
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  • Chapter 3: Necromancer Skeleton Crew Audit

    Chapter 3: Necromancer Skeleton Crew Audit
    2026/09/05

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    In Chapter 3, A.S. Burkhardt tackles industrial relations and workplace health and safety when a necromancer client hires a literal "Skeleton Crew" for a logistics facility in Underwood. From Fair Work Ombudsman arguments over whether a decaying corpse counts as a natural person entitled to laundry allowances, to WHS prohibition notices, missing forklift licenses, and an active QPS homicide investigation, this episode breaks down the absolute legal chaos of trying to underpay reanimated workers.
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    9 分
  • Chapter 2: The Lunar Indemnity Framework & Retail Shop Realities

    Chapter 2: The Lunar Indemnity Framework & Retail Shop Realities
    2026/09/05

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    In Chapter 2, A.S. Burkhardt tackles commercial leasing for apex predators, detailing the "Lunar Indemnity Framework" designed for landlords leasing to a 24/7 werewolf gym in West End. From managing structural concrete damage after transformation nights to mandatory 80 million dollar public liability insurance and Queensland Retail Shop Leases Act disclosure traps, this episode breaks down how to protect real estate when "fair wear and tear" includes torn-off fire doors and howling above 110 decibels.
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    6 分
  • Chapter 1: Vampires and VOI Checks

    Chapter 1: Vampires and VOI Checks
    2026/09/05

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    Navigating new Anti-Money Laundering (AML) regulations and Verification of Identity (VOI) requirements under Australian law is tough enough—it’s exponentially harder when your client hasn’t had a pulse since the 19th century.

    In this debut chapter, A.S. Burkhardt attempts to settle a Brisbane riverfront property transaction for an undead client holding a 19th-century parish birth registry, a 1865 colonial convict arrival document, and a DVA card. When the paperwork finally clears, biometric liveness scans, empty boardroom chairs, and an InfoTrack tech support loop force an emergency Queensland Law Society (QLS) ethics review.

    Key Topics Covered:

    • AML and AUSTRAC compliance bottlenecks in Australian legal practice

    • Applying the 1948 Nationality and Citizenship Act to transition provisions

    • InfoTrack WebVOI biometric liveness detection failures with non-reflective clients

    • Navigating internal AML compliance officers and surviving QLS ethics inquiries

    Disclaimer: The Paranormal Practice Manual is a satirical legal comedy podcast for entertainment purposes only. No solicitor-client or coven-council relationship is formed by listening to this broadcast.
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    10 分
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