Welcome in, we’re glad you’re here.

Things are getting spooky on the No Lanes Podcast, Beanies, and not just because it’s Halloween!

(00:59) This week, we’re kicking things off with a ghost story from Chris

(6:00) Next we’ll dive into the Good, the Bad, and the WTF from Week 7

The Seahawks breaking KC, the Ravens suffering a meltdown for the history books, and the Falcons leaving us asking the same question we ask every week… WTF?!

(12:20) Then it’s on to our Week 8 preview. Can Vegas Rich bounce back? Can the Bean keep up with Chat GPT? Can the Packers bounce back? Will the Vikings keep their undefeated dreams alive? And will the Chargers FINALLY win a game, or are we all just being haunted by the same old story?

(28:53) Save some room for the Halloween candy, because things are about to get SWEET! We’ll reveal the winners and losers of our Halloween Candy Contest before handing out some brand-new, never-before-seen NFL Player Halloween Candy Awards! Who’s getting the ultimate treat, and who’s about to get absolutely tricked? You’ll have to stick around to find out!

So grab your candy, lock the doors, and keep an eye out for things that go bump in the night. It’s time for another action-packed episode of the No Lanes Podcast. Enjoy!

Welcome in, we’re glad you’re here. Now pack your bags, because the Rams have officially been stranded on Ryland Island! Join us for another action-packed episode of the No Lanes Podcast as we break down the chaos of Week 6, look ahead to the biggest matchups of Week 7, and get into the Halloween spirit with a special edition of Would You Rather!

This Week’s Lineup:

(00:48) – The Good, The Bad, and The WTF!

Week 6 delivered plenty of head-scratchers! Chad Ryland singlehandedly sends the Rams packing for last place, Caleb Williams is throwing some seriously gyrating balls, the Colts somehow fall to the Titans, and concerns are growing about Jalen Hurts’ health. What a week!

(09:17) – Week 7 PreviewA massive showdown is brewing in Chicago, the Titans are riding a one-game winning streak (somebody alert the parade committee!), and we’re asking the big question: Will Kenneth Walker make a triumphant return to Seattle? We’ve got our picks, predictions, and plenty of opinions.

(30:20) – Would You Rather: Halloween Edition!Things are about to get spooky! We’re serving up some frighteningly fun dilemmas that will test our hosts’ decision-making skills. Choose wisely… or prepare to live with the consequences!

(40:44) – The Polls Are Still Open!The votes are in progress, but the debate isn’t over! Get your picks in and let your voice be heard.

From NFL insanity to Halloween hilarity, we’ve got another episode full of laughs, hot takes, and questionable decisions.

Tune in, join the conversation, and remember: on this podcast there are no lanes—and apparently, no safe landings on Ryland Island!

Enjoy!

(00:20) Foo Fighters Concert Review
We kick things off with a recap of an absolutely epic night of rock and roll. What does greatness really look like? We’ve got some thoughts!

(03:08) The Good, The Bad, & The WTF — Week 5 Review

The Packers pull the Discount Double Check on the Bears. Maybe Chicago isn’t who we thought they were!

• The Cowboys… WHAT HAPPENED?!
• The Commanders… WTF?!
• TOO. MANY. PENALTIES. Is the NFL on pace for a record-breaking season of flags?
• (13:07) Week 6 Preview
We look ahead to the biggest questions heading into Week 6:

Can the Texans keep their momentum rolling?

Will the Giants keep their perfect home record intact?

• Could Justin Herbert be playing quarterback for the Titans next season? 👀
• (41:26) Halloween Mad Libs: A Story Told from Stephen King’s House
Things get spooky, things get silly , and with our Mad Libs, things are guaranteed to get ridiculous. What could possibly go wrong when Halloween chaos meets the mind of a horror legend?
• (44:26) Stay Connected!
We reveal our NEW email address! Got questions, comments, hot takes, or something you want us to discuss? We want to hear from you!

Football takes, rock and roll, Halloween fun , and plenty of WTF moments — it’s all happening on The No Lanes Podcast!

Buckle up, Beanies. There are NO LANES on this ride!

Week 5 is here, and the NFL is already giving us plenty to talk about!

Drake Maye and the Patriots bounce back in a BIG way, the referees have some explaining to do, CJ Gardner-Johnson delivers a major WTF moment, and it’s a rough week for Joe Burrow. Plus, wild BREAKING NEWS out of Houston exclusive to The No Lanes Podcast that you won’t want to miss!

We’ll preview Week 5, revisit the season-long Humans vs. Machines battle, talk renewed rivalries in Seattle and Green Bay, ask whether the Bills can bounce back, and wonder if the Chargers will EVER get a win.

Then we debut Postcards From America, a brand-new segment celebrating the beauty, history, and stories of our nation’s parks. We start with Tom and Sharon and their incredible connection to the Grand Canyon North Rim.

And, of course, we’ll close things out with a couple of shoutouts!

It’s another wild ride on the No Lanes Podcast!

EPISODE TIMESTAMPS:

00:44 — The Good, The Bad, & The WTF Drake Maye & the Patriots bounce back. What was going on with the referees? CJ Gardner-Johnson: WTF? Tough week for Joe Burrow

08:02 — BREAKING NEWS Out of Houston!

10:05 — Week 5 Preview Humans vs. Machines: the season-long battle. Rivalries renewed in Seattle & Green Bay. Can the Bills bounce back? Will the Chargers ever win?

29:11 — Postcards From America

Introducing our new segment celebrating America’s national parks, starting with the Grand Canyon North Rim through the eyes of Tom & Sharon.

44:10 — Closing Out the Show

Welcome in! We’re Glad You’re Here.

Join us for another action packed episode as Vegas Rich joins us to break down The Good, The Bad & The WTF from Week 3 — and yes, Drake Maye… we’re looking at you and we’re not holding back!

We’ll update the season-long clash with Chat GPT as we make our Week 4 picks. Can the humans finally take down the machines?

* A rivalry is renewed in the Bronx! We’re talking Yankees–Red Sox with our good friend Frank from Brooklyn, who brings a Yankees perspective and plenty of baseball memories to the conversation!

And to close it out, we’re celebrating a birthday with a fellow Beanie!

-Will the Raiders go 4-0?
-What would Belichick say about the Pats’ loss?
-Does Justin Herbert prefer meatball subs or miss pissles?

All that and more this week on The No Lanes Podcast! Enjoy!

Stop in for another fun-filled episode!

This week, we review week 2 in 10 words or less and look ahead to Week 3!

We’ll check the results of our season long battle with AI and Ella steps into the role of Chat GPT as we make our picks!

We’ll also break down how the Browns followed the money and why that turned out to be bad news for Vegas Rich!

Plus, we’ll:-Shout out a couple of our loyal listeners-Reveal another fun new segment that you don’t want to miss!-Talk football, picks, wins, losses and everything in between

⚠️ CONTENT WARNING: We do start the show with some sensitive and potentially triggering content regarding mental health. I feel it’s important to say, but please be advised.

If you have children listening or are easily triggered by this type of content, you may want to fast-forward from approximately 1:04 to 3:03.

After that… it’s time to sit back, relax and enjoy another episode of The No Lanes Podcast!

Thanks for joining us — we’re glad you’re here!

Join us for another action packed episode! Ol’ buddy Vegas Rich joins us for a recap of Week 1 and a Week 2 preview. Will Belichick be coaching the Chargers? Are the Cardinals actually good? Did the Rams have too much vegemite? Plus we’ll be discussing a dark day in American history, toss in some fantasy adds and drops, and the Bean apologizes for breaking a longtime rule. All that and more! Enjoy!

We’re kicking things off with a loaded first episode. I’ve got a special guest joining me as we pick NFL games, introduce some fun new segments, and look back at some of our life experiences from this summer.

Then I’ll get into my season over/unders and give you some of my fantasy football advice heading into the season.

Football, laughs, stories, and predictions. Enjoy!