You vote like a dairy Farmer!

How appropriate. You vote like a cow!

It’s a one-two combo for the ages as the OTHER half of Here Comes Tomorrow. NYT Bestselling Author and America’s Greatest Export Josephine Reisman (@josie.zone, Herecomestomorrow.net, josie.zone) and she brought us a childhood classic and an Industry gamechanger!

Who has the better Insult Swordfighting chops? Trump or Threepwood?
With all the puzzles, how hard is it to vote in the Monkey Island universe?
Had Governor Elaine Marley EVER won in a free and fair election?

It’s The Monkey Island Series vs Gerrymandering on The Most Important Election of Our Lives

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:01) - How to Vote in the Election
• (00:02:10) - Interviewing A Best-Selling Author
• (00:04:41) - Pushing the Puzzling Topics
• (00:06:53) - Monkey Island, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
• (00:08:54) - Monkey Island: The Cult of the Caribbean
• (00:16:07) - The Textual Origins of Pokemon
• (00:17:38) - Tim Schaefer: The Complicated Guy
• (00:19:36) - Talking To Tim Schaefer About Gerrymandering
• (00:22:58) - Gerrymandering Is A Term
• (00:25:48) - Illinois Gerrymandering: Is It Time to Vote?
• (00:29:28) - In the Elevator With Kate Bush
• (00:31:16) - Voting With a Poll Tax
• (00:32:11) - Insult Sword Fighting
• (00:33:33) - Trump vs Guy Brush
• (00:38:31) - In the Elevator With Isaac Chotner
• (00:40:21) - LeChuck vs. Chuck Schumer
• (00:43:37) - What Kind of Wacky Monkey Island Solution Could Trump Have Convin
• (00:47:41) - Do You Think Elaine Marley Could Win in A Free and Fair
• (00:52:05) - What Would Gerrymandering Be Called In The Monkey Island?
• (00:55:47) - Monkey Island 2: The Chuck Schumer Memoir
• (00:57:22) - Voting On The Podcast

What do you call three Millennials in a Discord call? A Podcast! Ah? Wakka Wakka!!

What an exciting week, Our Very Special Guest Podcaster Becca Petunia @tallgirlpetunia.bsky.social, Herecomestomorrow.net, Toughpigs.com ) brings her experience as a Muppet Historian and life long fan to tackle one of the biggest Electoral Fights of our Generation. Several Generations!

Did Kermit Go to Journalism school? Is The Swedish Chef here on a Work Visa? Did Lefty the salesmen ever do time for selling counterfeit O’s? Was he set up for being a Lefty or being a Muppet?


It’s The Muppets Vs Reality on The Most Important Election of Our Lives Yaaaaaayyyy!!!!! Flails

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:01) - Voting in the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime
• (00:01:31) - An Interview With The Muppet Archivist
• (00:02:16) - Voting in the 2016 election
• (00:03:19) - You're Also A Podcaster For The Muppets
• (00:05:18) - The Muppets Are As Present As Oxygen
• (00:09:47) - I Had A Skill Issue
• (00:10:02) - The Muppets' Most Progressive Trait
• (00:13:14) - The Muppets: Being a Human in the Universe
• (00:19:12) - What It Would Be Like to Be a Human in The Muppet
• (00:20:13) - Stepping Into the Muppets' Voting
• (00:21:13) - Are The Muppets Citizens of Any Nation?
• (00:25:24) - The Swedish Chef: Is He from Sweden?
• (00:27:55) - Is Frackle Island One of Our Allies?
• (00:28:50) - Do Muppets Have A Full Right To Vote?
• (00:32:44) - Sesame Street: Oscar Runs For Mayor Of New York
• (00:35:04) - The Lost Muppet Sesame Street Movie That Never filmed Big Bird
• (00:36:21) - Sesame Street Goes to Washington
• (00:40:17) - Was Sam the Eagle the First Muppet to Go To Law School
• (00:42:37) - Lefty the Salesman vs. Kermit
• (00:46:24) - Left-Handed Muppets
• (00:46:56) - Kermit on Why It's Not Easy Being Green
• (00:48:18) - If The Muppets Had A Congress, What Would They Do
• (00:54:02) - "It's A Strong Cake!"
• (00:55:12) - Muppet Fan Podcast
• (00:58:04) - Voting for the 2020 Olympics

Hola, Voterinos!

Shitposter and Bluesky darling, Sage (@trans.bsky.social, transgender.gay), hops into the voting booth to discuss what it means to be a family. This lead us to wondering what makes a Family on TV?

Are the Friends more than friends? Could Modern Family be even MORE modern?
How many of these families would be better off without the dad and why is it almost all of them?

Thankfully we have a Podcast that does this sort of thing,


It’s Nuclear Family Abolition Vs Sitcom Families on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!


Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:01) - Kissing in the Voting Booth
• (00:01:47) - This is the most important election of our lifetime
• (00:02:23) - I Don't Think I'll VOTE Today
• (00:03:49) - A Few Minutes With Sage
• (00:05:16) - Transgender Gay: Thank You!
• (00:06:35) - The Digimon Episode Challenge
• (00:09:29) - The Future of the Family
• (00:14:37) - TV Sitcoms Are Psychical Warfare
• (00:16:57) - Was There A Sitcom Family That You Watched?
• (00:21:50) - I Voted
• (00:22:10) - How to Get Out to Vote
• (00:22:49) - Are the Friends of Friends a Family?
• (00:26:13) - Are The Cheers Casts Really Family?
• (00:31:17) - The Work Wife vs The Family
• (00:35:20) - Family Is Family, or Not
• (00:36:45) - Would Polyamory Fix Some Sit Families?
• (00:37:03) - What Would The Friends From Friends Be Like If They Were All Poly
• (00:39:18) - How Polyamory Would Fix The Big Bang Theory
• (00:42:49) - What If Donna's Parents Were Swingers?
• (00:44:18) - Which sitcom Would Do A Very Special Episode About Universal Child Care?
• (00:47:54) - Should Kids Be Able To Vote?
• (00:51:11) - Who Would You Want in Your Family?
• (00:52:08) - Red Foreman On The Cult Of The Show
• (00:53:57) - Who's The Best Sitcom Family?
• (00:57:04) - Kooky Uncle From Bewitched
• (00:58:24) - Who Should Be The Moody Teen?
• (01:01:06) - Favorite Full House Character
• (01:02:14) - Favorite Baby From The Good Place
• (01:04:30) - Where Can We Find You?

Today’s episode is a little different. We’ve got Sam Bregman, the current Bernalillo County District Attorney, former Albuquerque city councilor, longtime attorney, and now candidate for governor of New Mexico. Instead of doing a typical (what is that around here?) episode, we’re using a TV show about oil, labor, wealth, and local fallout to talk about the actual politics of this state. Sam Bregman was appointed Bernalillo County DA in 2023 and later elected to continue in the office; his background includes prior work as an assistant DA, private attorney, and Albuquerque city councilor.

Talking about the reality of the political future of energy in New Mexico. . .Vs Landman the most fantastical look at the subject of Fossil Fuels in some time.

It's the Most Important (New Mexico) Election of Our Lives!

• (00:00:01) - This is the most important election of our lifetime
• (00:00:31) - The Most Important Election of Our Lives
• (00:02:15) - 2018 Bernalillo County District Attorney's race
• (00:05:12) - In the Elevator With Jerry Landman
• (00:06:24) - Local government in New Mexico
• (00:10:33) - Democrat Gubernatorial Candidate Chris Cuomo on Being a Practical Democrat
• (00:13:36) - Landman: Oil and the state of New Mexico
• (00:19:00) - On His Pro-Oil Stance
• (00:21:14) - Gov. Susana Martinez on New Mexico's energy future
• (00:24:23) - State government's role in New Mexico
• (00:27:22) - Santa Fe County Sheriff's Office: Keeping the Environment and Safety
• (00:32:03) - What Can We Do to Reduce Youth Crime?
• (00:37:42) - In the Elevator With the Voters
• (00:38:08) - milo on A Season of Landman in New Mexico
• (00:39:26) - Billy Bob Thornton on Running for Political Office in New Mexico
• (00:42:07) - Sam Bregman on Why New Mexicans Should Vote in November
• (00:43:06) - Favorite New Mexico TV Show and Movie

It's another Re Election week! We are rivisting Episode Four! Special note from the guest this week and the Editor/producer writing this, everytime someone says Garak just pretend you hear "Ella" easy peasy.

ENJOY THE SHOW!!

This week, we grapple with two worlds where loyalty, drama, and larger-than-life personas collide: wrestlers turned politicians and their fictional counterparts, the Addams Family. What happens when these characters take their weird lives into politics?

Can a fire-breathing bigot beat a genteel goth in the polls? And which fictional family member would thrive in a primary?

• "Wrestlers in Politics": From Glenn Jacobs (Kane) as Knox County's mayor to Jesse Ventura rewriting Minnesota's political history, we explore the bizarre trajectory of grapplers in government.
  
  
• "Meet the Addams Family": A deep dive into how these guys would fare in the political ring. Who could win over swing states, and which member has the hustle to take the campaign trail?
• "Gomez Adams vs. John Cena": Could the world's most famous invisible man out-campaign the Addams patriarch? We set the stage in Florida, 2004, and let the battle of charisma unfold.
• "Lurch vs. Abraham Lincoln": Two tall legends go head-to-head. Would Lincoln's wrestling chops hold up against Lurch’s reach and measured pace? The stats—and the history books—say.. maybe.
• "Morticia vs. Linda McMahon": A showdown for Connecticut’s governor’s seat in 2012. Policy wonk Linda meets her match in Morticia’s gothic charm. Who can win over the Nutmeg State’s swing voters?

• (00:00:00) - We Got It Wrong
• (00:04:27) - The Brexit Guest List Episode
• (00:08:55) - Oh, How British People Hate Trans People
• (00:09:40) - Wrestling Politicians vs. Real People
• (00:10:22) - This is the most important election of our lifetime
• (00:15:04) - Fake Fights: Nepotism On Wrestling
• (00:17:14) - Famous Wrestlers In Politics
• (00:22:27) - Pro Wrestling Is Full of MAGA Fans
• (00:24:47) - Are There Characters Who Have Pretended to Be Politicians?
• (00:26:31) - The Adams Family
• (00:29:54) - Gomez Adams vs John Cena For Governor Of Florida
• (00:33:49) - Gomez Adams Could Beat John Cena
• (00:37:49) - Cousin It vs. Rhino
• (00:40:57) - Cousin It or Rhino?
• (00:41:29) - Visit Ghost Coast Studios
• (00:42:18) - Imagine Ric Flair vs Rick Lurch in 2000
• (00:46:52) - If Ric Flair Could Flip the Election, Would He Do It
• (00:48:39) - Linda McMahon vs Morticia Adams
• (00:53:38) - Does Connecticut Have a Democrat or a Republican Governor?
• (00:56:48) - Addams Family Character Could End The Civil War The Fastest
• (01:01:13) - Could Lurch Beat Abraham Lincoln In A Row Wrestling Match?
• (01:03:26) - John Cena Would Beat Abraham Lincoln In MMA
• (01:06:53) - Punishment for Voting in the Election

Yeah I’m Dune. . .Dune Drugs

Podcaster and Internet Darling Kristi Yammaguccimane Flings the voting booth across space and time to the desert planet Arrakis.

An intergalactic society that exchanged reliance on computers for reliance on Heavy Psychedelic Drugs. Honestly, Por Que no los dos?

It’s Dune Vs Psychadelic Legislation on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!


Findables:
The Show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhostCoastRadio

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Hey folks, this is a Rebroadcast of the Infamous Metal Gear Solid episode. It felt fitting given the inevitable abolition of the DHS. Let's revisit it's beginnings!

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There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know. But there is also. . .Metal Gear. Who said it? A Japanese Video Game Developer or a Conservative American Politician?: More importantly, who gave Hideo Kojima the Lathe of Heaven? We connect the dots between Metal Gear’s critique of American politics and the modern challenges of Living with the reality of those politics.

• (00:00:00) - Metal Gear Solid: The Deep Lore Premiere
• (00:02:24) - The Metal Gear Solid Episode 3
• (00:06:01) - Metal Gear Rising Revenge
• (00:08:35) - Don't Get In Line To Vote
• (00:09:45) - Voting in the 2020 election
• (00:12:43) - The Patriots: The Wise Men's Committee
• (00:13:16) - Hate Speech
• (00:15:04) - Metal Gear Solid 2 Was Originally Scripted After 9/11
• (00:17:43) - Metal Gear Solid and the Patriot Act
• (00:19:57) - Metal Gear Solid vs. The Patriot Act
• (00:23:48) - Metal Gear Solid: The Patriot Act
• (00:28:15) - Metal Gear Solid vs Kingdom Hearts
• (00:31:22) - Metal Gear Solid: The Patriot Act
• (00:33:10) - Vote Like A Metal Gear Solid Fanatic
• (00:36:08) - "There Are Unknown Unknowns"
• (00:37:09) - Both Real Life and The Video Game
• (00:37:57) - Metal Gear Solid: Liquid Snake vs.
• (00:38:59) - In the Elevator With Karl Rove
• (00:40:08) - George W. Bush and The Colonel
• (00:41:00) - Does Evil Hunter From Metal Gear Solid
• (00:41:59) - Real Life George W. Bush Quotes vs. Metal Gear Solid
• (00:45:44) - Metal Gear Solid And Ocelot
• (00:48:41) - Which Metal Gear Solid Character Has The Most Legends?
• (00:51:30) - Metal Gear Solid vs. Trump: Big Boss
• (00:54:28) - Political Quotes From Metal Gear Solid 3
• (00:57:43) - Metal Gear Solid: Who's Grateful In American Life
• (01:02:05) - Oh My Metal Gear Solid Quotation
• (01:02:43) - Metal Gear Solid The Rear Echelon
• (01:06:53) - Voting For The Hardest Quotes
• (01:10:13) - Metal Gear Solid 2 Or Real Life?
• (01:13:45) - Is This A Metal Gear Solid Quote?
• (01:14:40) - Metal Gear Solid: Nobody Can Do Everything
• (01:15:52) - "If I Got That Right," Kennedy Says
• (01:16:12) - Voting For The First Time... Metal Gear Solid
• (01:20:50) - Voting For Democrats and Republicans

Oi, Eewie, we gawt to Duel a President. . .

Long time Kennedy Pod Friend Awkword (Thisisawkword.com) has brought us a revisiting of a particular Karl Urban character and a deep dive on the superpowered and drug powered antics of The Boys.

What Historical figure could possibly match the sheer evil and Fascistic Orgy of Violence that is Homelander and The Seven?

Andrew Jackson, no question.

It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!


*Editors note* this was recorded a while ago before the the bat shit notion that our criminal leadership would start world war three over a Mercator Projection became far less funny. Oops.


Findables:
The Show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhostCoastRadio

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:01) - Vote in the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime
• (00:03:22) - In the Elevator With Anthony Kennedy
• (00:05:40) - Global Warning
• (00:13:25) - Antifa on The Left's Shift to the Right
• (00:21:11) - Andrew Jackson vs Donald Trump
• (00:25:50) - The Brandon's Club
• (00:27:18) - Andrew Jackson Was A Violent Man
• (00:33:05) - Andrew Jackson Would Be An Amazing Isekai Character
• (00:35:54) - If Andrew Jackson Were In Charge Of The 7, What Would He
• (00:41:30) - Andrew Jackson Would Have Accepted Stormfront As
• (00:45:03) - What Do People Get Their Powers From?
• (00:47:00) - Do We Think Andrew Jackson Would Pardon Or Execute The Boys
• (00:52:40) - Boys vs. Andrew Jackson
• (00:58:40) - The Fight in the Pokemon Universe
• (00:59:19) - How popular is Pokemon with people in our generation?
• (01:01:22) - Trump on His Plan to Take Greenland
• (01:05:35) - What About Community Infrastructure?
• (01:07:15) - Andrew Jackson Would Put Restrictions On Catholic Soup
• (01:11:46) - "Catholics Don't Need Superheroes"
• (01:12:50) - Trump's Fear of Trans People
• (01:14:14) - Cancel Andrew Jackson's Presidential Nomination