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  • Star Trek Vs The United States Postal Service
    2025/12/17

    To boldly Vote, where no Oregonian has Voted before. . .

    This week vote by mail champion, Author, Journalist, and Chaos Muppet, Claire Willet joins us in the booth!

    Her topic is a deep well of lore. And Data. Though Andrew informs us he should have been called Datum. It’s Star Trek Day!

    What could we possibly match up to the Federation? It’s deeply held traditions and bureaucracies? It’s struggles of communication and exploration into a frontier, final or otherwise?

    Well the United States Postal Service of course!


    It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

    Findables:
    Claire’s Writings: clairewillettwrites.com
    The Show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhostCoastRadio

    Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

    Chapters
    • (00:00:01) - Voting in Space
    • (00:01:45) - Claire Willett on the Muppet Ball
    • (00:03:18) - Claire Willett on Working On Projects
    • (00:07:01) - Star Trek
    • (00:07:46) - What Makes You Love Star Trek
    • (00:12:36) - Star Trek: The Post Office analogy
    • (00:15:17) - Post Office: Shocking Editor
    • (00:16:48) - Post Office vs. Private Property
    • (00:23:03) - Voting in the 2020 election
    • (00:23:43) - Voters Cast Their Votes By Mail
    • (00:24:39) - Post Office: The Future of Communication
    • (00:25:35) - How Star Trek Developed the Telegraph
    • (00:32:04) - The Prime Directive or the Universal Service Obligation?
    • (00:36:48) - Who Would You Trust To Keep California Updated About the Union?
    • (00:42:51) - What Would Your Package Get Through If It Were Invisible?
    • (00:46:48) - Who, Who Would Be The Most Likely To Tamper With Your
    • (00:50:56) - The Time Travel Cops
    • (00:55:08) - Letter to Q from Star Trek
    • (00:56:54) - Whoever Would Run the Space Dead Letter Office
    • (00:57:52) - Dead Letter Office
    • (00:59:08) - How to Run a Sci-Fi Ship
    • (01:01:22) - Battlefield Mail
    • (01:03:07) - Cardassian Military Training on Deep Space 9
    • (01:06:08) - Star Trek: If Only A Sister Got A Stamp
    • (01:10:13) - Ferengi Stamps
    • (01:11:44) - Final Vote in Space Democracy
    • (01:12:24) - How Much Faster Does Voyager Get Back If They Have 50 Books of
    • (01:14:54) - The Value of a Ferengi Forever Stamp
    • (01:17:53) - Voting in the 2020 election
    • (01:18:47) - Where Can People Find Claire Willett?
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    1 時間 20 分
  • Space Court w/Judge Link
    2025/12/03

    In Space no one can hear you yell “Objection!”

    This week we leave blue skies behind and rise above it all to the serene emptiness of Space.

    *finger to ear piece*I’m actually being told by our guest that there is just so much shit up there.

    Space Law Expert and Social Media Scofflaw* AJ Link is in the booth this week!

    However, like some sort of surprisingly good live action Transformer this voting booth is becoming a COURT ROOM!

    Judge Link resides as we take up a full docket of Sci Fi Television Cases and get a final verdict with REAL SPACE LAW!

    It’s Space Court on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

    *LINK DID NOTHING WRONG AND SHOULD BE REINSTATED POST HASTE

    Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

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    54 分
  • The X-Files Vs The Epstein Files
    2025/11/20

    I Want to Believe. . .WOMEN!

    Bust out the Maple Syrup, Slice up the Smoked Pork Roll, and hit the Katy Perry it’s a Canadian Podcast invasion!

    Abby and the Uneven Flow of The Upnerd Podcasts join us in the voting booth with a groundbreaking bit of television that asked us to look to the skies and introduced America to Bisexuality. The X- Files!

    As for the opposition?

    After threatening us with a bad time since the inception of this show the day has finally come. . .

    *Long drag off the Smoking Man’s Marlboro*

    It’s The X-Files vs The Epstein Files on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

    Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

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    1 時間 26 分
  • Fallout Vs Y2K
    2025/11/06

    Get in the vault Wes Borland. . .

    Before we say anything at all about today’s episode, I wanna start with a hearty “Go Birds!”

    Musician and Shitposter (@emdashreed.bsky.social) joins us in the voting booth and brings us a look at a future so bright you gotta wear shades. Really good ones. Cuz of the Radiation.

    Fallout is a franchise frozen in time in a strange futuristic version of the 1950’s.

    But what if the world had taken just a few more decades to crumble. What if instead of Nuclear War between Capitalism and Communism the world fell prey to a Rogue Integer?

    It’s Fallout vs Y2K on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

    Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

    Chapters
    • (00:00:01) - The Election Vault
    • (00:00:51) - It's Time to VOTE
    • (00:01:40) - Voting: Emily Reed on Hulu
    • (00:05:27) - How I Became Invisible
    • (00:07:21) - Emily on The Fallout References
    • (00:10:08) - New Vegas: A Fallout 3 Mod
    • (00:17:21) - Y2K Is Ridical
    • (00:22:47) - What If Y2K Didn't Happen?
    • (00:24:36) - Voting in the Fallout 3
    • (00:25:22) - What Soundtrack Would The Y2K Fallout 2 Have?
    • (00:27:51) - In The Vault of Doom: Imagine Y2K
    • (00:28:52) - Who Would Get In to Paris Hilton's Vault?
    • (00:31:23) - What's The Method For Deciding Overseer In Paris Hilton's
    • (00:32:37) - How To Get Into Stephen Jobs's Vault
    • (00:35:31) - Imagine A Steve Jobs Vacation
    • (00:38:36) - Is Steve Jobs' Vault Successful?
    • (00:41:07) - What If Jeff Bezos Had A Vault
    • (00:44:00) - Is Jeff Bezos His Own First Overseer?
    • (00:46:17) - Amino's AOL Vault
    • (00:50:05) - Would Fred Durst Be In The MTV Vault?
    • (00:52:50) - What Is The Best Wasteland Currency? Pogs vs. Beanie
    • (00:54:25) - Who Would Be The Most Fearful Ghoul In Fallout 3?
    • (00:58:11) - Imagine Destiny's Child As
    • (01:00:29) - Warp Tour
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    1 時間 6 分
  • Mass Effect: Space Brexit!?
    2025/10/22

    Folks. . .we did it.

    We have A REAL LIFE VOTE PERSON. Candidate for Illinois 13 District Dylan Thomas Blaha (dylanforillinois.com)gets in the voting booth to educate us on progressive policy and Mass Effect!

    What could we possibly relate to a deeply complex political situation including Expansionists, Isolationists, Libertarians, and let’s face it a whole bunch of racism?

    It’s Space Brexit on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

    Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

    Chapters
    • (00:00:01) - The 'Voting'
    • (00:01:01) - Voting in the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime
    • (00:01:51) - A Real Voted Person on Our Podcast
    • (00:03:25) - Illinois House District 13 Gerrymandering
    • (00:04:19) - Democrat Dylan Blah on Why He's Running for Congress
    • (00:07:44) - What Is It About Mass Effect?
    • (00:11:20) - Mass Effect 2: The Universe
    • (00:15:52) - Mass Effect 3: The Brexiters
    • (00:22:45) - What Would It Look Like If Space Brexit
    • (00:27:00) - "The Solar Eclipse Is a Fascist Symbol?"
    • (00:28:29) - What is the Worst Human Product in the Systems Alliance?
    • (00:30:33) - How Much More Expensive Are Mass Relays Than the iPhone?
    • (00:34:13) - How Would Boris Johnson Spin Leaving the EU
    • (00:39:21) - The Most Racist Thing Ever Said
    • (00:41:24) - How Does a Planet Tell If It's Suffering From Climate Change
    • (00:47:03) - Which European Monarch Would Be The Most Terrible If Turned Into
    • (00:49:36) - Elizabeth the Corgi With Corgi Drone
    • (00:50:13) - Trump on Queen Elizabeth's State Funeral
    • (00:52:50) - Dylan Blaha for Illinois House, Seat 13
    • (00:54:11) - Mass Effect 2 VOTES
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    55 分
  • The Phantasm Films Vs The Death of Mainstreet
    2025/10/07

    “Small towns are like people. Some get old and die a natural death. Some are murdered.”

    Co-host of You’re Favorite Bad Movie Podcast, Chris the Friend (@christhefriend.bsky.social) sits down on our front voting porch with an acoustic guitar and some free ice cream and really blows our minds.

    What happens when a larger than life entity goes from town to town turning the workers and consumers alike into drones working towards his whim? Well, in 1992 George HW Bush awarded Sam Walton with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

    All this plus Murder Jawas!

    It’s Phantasm Vs The Death of Mainstreet on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!


    Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

    Chapters
    • (00:00:02) - Voting in the 2020 election
    • (00:02:00) - Bad Movie Podcast
    • (00:04:50) - Scanners 2 & The Phantasm Film Franchise
    • (00:09:21) - Phantasm 2: Too Long For Movies
    • (00:14:20) - Phantasm 1: A Rollercoaster Review
    • (00:16:12) - The Tall Man vs. Walmart
    • (00:22:41) - Walmart's Sam Walton Gets Presidential Medal
    • (00:25:07) - Pikmin on the Voting Process
    • (00:26:05) - Voting on the Phantasm Zone Amendment
    • (00:27:18) - Does the Phantasm Zone Still Get Statehood?
    • (00:28:30) - What's the Citizenship Status of Murderers?
    • (00:30:09) - Treats for Trump
    • (00:32:24) - Tall Man vs The Gig Economy: Which Is Morally Worse
    • (00:33:55) - Tall Man vs. Short Man
    • (00:36:19) - Tall Man Doesn't Care If You Die
    • (00:37:27) - If You Were In RFK Jr.'s House
    • (00:39:05) - Who Would Lead the Effort to Unionize the Murder Jawas
    • (00:40:30) - What Wage and Benefits Are Murder Jawas Fighting For?
    • (00:44:44) - Dune and Star Wars: Both Great Ideas
    • (00:46:46) - Silver Brain Sphere vs Neuralink
    • (00:48:48) - The Phantasm Franchise: Murder Jawas
    • (00:51:36) - Which Two Living Current U. S. Politicians Would You Send
    • (00:53:18) - Phantasm 2: Vote for Trump
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    56 分
  • Bojack Horseman Vs Watergate
    2025/10/01

    “When it comes to a Pro Wrestling Match, You always go with the Horse.”

    Actual Hollywood Actress and more importantly Bluesky Shitposter, Alexis Simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) joins the voting booth to discuss one of America’s most depraved criminals. A Bejowled monster that found himself enabled by an inner circle to unfathomable heights only to come crashing down, leaving the limelight in shame. . .

    BOJACK HORSEMAN!

    Oh and Richard Nixon and the Watergate Scandal.

    It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!


    Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

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    1 時間 27 分
  • The State of the Union: No Guest only Voters.
    2025/09/16

    We found ourselves with a guestless weekend and decided to do a little State of the Pod.

    And no yelling?

    We discuss the episodes so far. The most memorable votes, the least funny Andrew jokes, and a trip down memory lane as we discuss the Bits that might have been with unused topics from previous shows.

    Just kidding i gotta get one in here.

    It's the MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!

    Chapters
    • (00:00:01) - The Simpsons: A State of the Union
    • (00:00:51) - This is the most important election of our lifetime
    • (00:04:54) - Ohio Is Even More Dangerous Than Illinois
    • (00:06:03) - Near Misses and Failures
    • (00:07:18) - Ben Carson: A Nightmare In Atlanta
    • (00:10:00) - Paul Paul on Jeb Bush's Presidential Hopeful
    • (00:15:47) - Punches for Comedians: Still Small
    • (00:17:51) - The Loud Guy on The Simpsons and Harvey Epstein
    • (00:23:08) - Imagine If Will Stancil Came on The Colbert Report
    • (00:24:44) - Ezra Klein On Abundance
    • (00:27:35) - Voting For The First Time
    • (00:28:40) - Death Note Nuclear Proliferation Explained
    • (00:31:49) - How To Write An Episode About The Console Wars
    • (00:34:02) - The Right Thing For Women's Suffrage
    • (00:36:58) - Deltarune vs. One PIECE
    • (00:39:40) - Want To Talk Cult Fandom...
    • (00:44:06) - Let's Save America
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    45 分