You vote like a dairy Farmer!

How appropriate. You vote like a cow!

It’s a one-two combo for the ages as the OTHER half of Here Comes Tomorrow. NYT Bestselling Author and America’s Greatest Export Josephine Reisman (@josie.zone, Herecomestomorrow.net, josie.zone) and she brought us a childhood classic and an Industry gamechanger!

Who has the better Insult Swordfighting chops? Trump or Threepwood?
With all the puzzles, how hard is it to vote in the Monkey Island universe?
Had Governor Elaine Marley EVER won in a free and fair election?

It’s The Monkey Island Series vs Gerrymandering on The Most Important Election of Our Lives

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:01) - How to Vote in the Election
• (00:02:10) - Interviewing A Best-Selling Author
• (00:04:41) - Pushing the Puzzling Topics
• (00:06:53) - Monkey Island, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
• (00:08:54) - Monkey Island: The Cult of the Caribbean
• (00:16:07) - The Textual Origins of Pokemon
• (00:17:38) - Tim Schaefer: The Complicated Guy
• (00:19:36) - Talking To Tim Schaefer About Gerrymandering
• (00:22:58) - Gerrymandering Is A Term
• (00:25:48) - Illinois Gerrymandering: Is It Time to Vote?
• (00:29:28) - In the Elevator With Kate Bush
• (00:31:16) - Voting With a Poll Tax
• (00:32:11) - Insult Sword Fighting
• (00:33:33) - Trump vs Guy Brush
• (00:38:31) - In the Elevator With Isaac Chotner
• (00:40:21) - LeChuck vs. Chuck Schumer
• (00:43:37) - What Kind of Wacky Monkey Island Solution Could Trump Have Convin
• (00:47:41) - Do You Think Elaine Marley Could Win in A Free and Fair
• (00:52:05) - What Would Gerrymandering Be Called In The Monkey Island?
• (00:55:47) - Monkey Island 2: The Chuck Schumer Memoir
• (00:57:22) - Voting On The Podcast

What do you call three Millennials in a Discord call? A Podcast! Ah? Wakka Wakka!!

What an exciting week, Our Very Special Guest Podcaster Becca Petunia @tallgirlpetunia.bsky.social, Herecomestomorrow.net, Toughpigs.com ) brings her experience as a Muppet Historian and life long fan to tackle one of the biggest Electoral Fights of our Generation. Several Generations!

Did Kermit Go to Journalism school? Is The Swedish Chef here on a Work Visa? Did Lefty the salesmen ever do time for selling counterfeit O’s? Was he set up for being a Lefty or being a Muppet?


It’s The Muppets Vs Reality on The Most Important Election of Our Lives Yaaaaaayyyy!!!!! Flails

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:01) - Voting in the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime
• (00:01:31) - An Interview With The Muppet Archivist
• (00:02:16) - Voting in the 2016 election
• (00:03:19) - You're Also A Podcaster For The Muppets
• (00:05:18) - The Muppets Are As Present As Oxygen
• (00:09:47) - I Had A Skill Issue
• (00:10:02) - The Muppets' Most Progressive Trait
• (00:13:14) - The Muppets: Being a Human in the Universe
• (00:19:12) - What It Would Be Like to Be a Human in The Muppet
• (00:20:13) - Stepping Into the Muppets' Voting
• (00:21:13) - Are The Muppets Citizens of Any Nation?
• (00:25:24) - The Swedish Chef: Is He from Sweden?
• (00:27:55) - Is Frackle Island One of Our Allies?
• (00:28:50) - Do Muppets Have A Full Right To Vote?
• (00:32:44) - Sesame Street: Oscar Runs For Mayor Of New York
• (00:35:04) - The Lost Muppet Sesame Street Movie That Never filmed Big Bird
• (00:36:21) - Sesame Street Goes to Washington
• (00:40:17) - Was Sam the Eagle the First Muppet to Go To Law School
• (00:42:37) - Lefty the Salesman vs. Kermit
• (00:46:24) - Left-Handed Muppets
• (00:46:56) - Kermit on Why It's Not Easy Being Green
• (00:48:18) - If The Muppets Had A Congress, What Would They Do
• (00:54:02) - "It's A Strong Cake!"
• (00:55:12) - Muppet Fan Podcast
• (00:58:04) - Voting for the 2020 Olympics

Hola, Voterinos!

Shitposter and Bluesky darling, Sage (@trans.bsky.social, transgender.gay), hops into the voting booth to discuss what it means to be a family. This lead us to wondering what makes a Family on TV?

Are the Friends more than friends? Could Modern Family be even MORE modern?
How many of these families would be better off without the dad and why is it almost all of them?

Thankfully we have a Podcast that does this sort of thing,


It’s Nuclear Family Abolition Vs Sitcom Families on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!


Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:01) - Kissing in the Voting Booth
• (00:01:47) - This is the most important election of our lifetime
• (00:02:23) - I Don't Think I'll VOTE Today
• (00:03:49) - A Few Minutes With Sage
• (00:05:16) - Transgender Gay: Thank You!
• (00:06:35) - The Digimon Episode Challenge
• (00:09:29) - The Future of the Family
• (00:14:37) - TV Sitcoms Are Psychical Warfare
• (00:16:57) - Was There A Sitcom Family That You Watched?
• (00:21:50) - I Voted
• (00:22:10) - How to Get Out to Vote
• (00:22:49) - Are the Friends of Friends a Family?
• (00:26:13) - Are The Cheers Casts Really Family?
• (00:31:17) - The Work Wife vs The Family
• (00:35:20) - Family Is Family, or Not
• (00:36:45) - Would Polyamory Fix Some Sit Families?
• (00:37:03) - What Would The Friends From Friends Be Like If They Were All Poly
• (00:39:18) - How Polyamory Would Fix The Big Bang Theory
• (00:42:49) - What If Donna's Parents Were Swingers?
• (00:44:18) - Which sitcom Would Do A Very Special Episode About Universal Child Care?
• (00:47:54) - Should Kids Be Able To Vote?
• (00:51:11) - Who Would You Want in Your Family?
• (00:52:08) - Red Foreman On The Cult Of The Show
• (00:53:57) - Who's The Best Sitcom Family?
• (00:57:04) - Kooky Uncle From Bewitched
• (00:58:24) - Who Should Be The Moody Teen?
• (01:01:06) - Favorite Full House Character
• (01:02:14) - Favorite Baby From The Good Place
• (01:04:30) - Where Can We Find You?