Morning Crow? More like "Morning Crow To The Polls!" That's my Hillary Clinton impression. Anyway, on this week's Morning Crow, Eamon does some impressions of important politicians, Nick discovers a new STI, and Austin receives a wedding invite.

Happy Halloween to those who celebrate! Some of us dressed up, some of us were too cool for school. On this episode: a new movie guessing game, amazing news on bumper stickers, and all 200 of our recurring segments. Easily the best episode of the Morning Crow YET!

Hi Sharks! Today I'm seeking no money at all for 100% retention rate on my radio show, the MORNING CROW! This week, Eamon and Austin craft the worst product ever pitched to Shark Tank while Nick gets screened for breast cancer. Enjoy the show!

On this week's Morning Crow, Nick crowns the fattest bear in America, Eamon leaks the winner of the Super Bowl, and Austin creates a new guessing game using Letterboxd star ratings.

Live from Chicago, it's the MORNING CROW! On this episode, Nick, Eamon and Austin drafting the current SNL cast to their 5-person fantasy team. Eamon also tells us its okay to do a Jamaican accent because that is something he is allowed to do. All this and more on this week's MORNING CROW!

On this week's Morning Crow, Eamon and Austin determine once and for all what the worst kind of guy is, argue about which one of Alvin and the Chipmunks is hottest, and compete in a Hyrox race.

On this week's Morning Crow, Austin applies to be a contestant on The $100,000 Pyramid, Eamon endorses an inclusive Sportsbook app, and Nick doubts the Miracle on the Hudson. All this and more on this week's epic, swashbuckling, spine-tingling edition of the MORNING CROW!

Labor Day is OVER! GET BACK TO WORK! We're back in the studio with a new Morning Crow. This week, Eamon pulls the strings of global capital, Nick finds the funniest photographs ever taken, and Austin swears to never ever watch Apocalypse Now.