This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, there’s a hunk shortage in the UK, hair banking is a new way to combat baldness, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, ‘Boy Kibble’ is something guys are eating, our MVP tried to hold a lost dog for ransom, residents of Foxboro, Massachusetts don’t know how the honor system works, and old men in Monroe recently posed for a charity calendar.

00:13 - Hunk shortage in the UK
07:18 - Hair banking
13:31 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:47 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:16 - Boy kibble
34:23 - MVP
42:55 - Foxboro doesn’t understand honor system
49:34 - Old men pose for charity calendar

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman through a jar of vegan mayonnaise during a road rage incident, Samsung smart fridges couldn’t fridge anymore after a recent update, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, Alan LaFave from the Hell’s Half Mile Film and Music Festival joined us to talk about this year’s festivities, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and a man put a tracker on a stocker’s car to see where the next Pokemon drop would be.

00:13 - Road rager throws jar of mayonnaise
08:37 - Smart fridges no longer fridge
15:11 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:19 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:12 - Hell’s Half Mile Interview
35:25 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
42:40 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
50:39 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
61:31 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
69:53 - Man puts tracker on stocker’s car

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man got what he paid for when he purchased an up-close experience with a black leopard, two cranes fell on a house in Florida, a man went into a home and stole a pair of pants on Florida/Not Florida, three men were accused of stealing palmetto berries, our MVP decided to take his scooter out for a ride while naked, a dolphin named Bubbles bullies fish into puking up their food, and the TSA wants you to stop trying to sneak pets on planes.

00:13 - Man mauled by black leopard
08:10 - Two cranes fall on FL house
13:29 - Florida/Not Florida
20:37 - Three men steal palmetto berries
27:19 - MVP
37:03 - Bubbles bullies fish into puking
43:23 - Stop sneaking pets on planes

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man is headed to prison after crashing a tractor into his enemy’s home, a man’s need to pee led him to drive his car through the front door of a Texas Kroger, the Saginaw’s Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a gym in the UK is asking men to stop getting naked in the open showers near the pool, our MVP flashed her fists and her bits in a Waffle House parking lot, two card thieves tried to rob a Target while an officer was there investigating another theft, and Fat Bear Week wraps up today!

00:13 - Man crashes tractor into enemy’s home
07:03 - Man drives through Kroger front doors
13:30 - Florida/Not Florida
21:39 - Gym asking men to stop getting naked
27:58 - MVP
35:56 - Card thieves try to rob Target
41:35 - Fat Bear Week ends today

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman recently joined the ‘Mile High Rub,’ over $10 million worth of cocaine was replaced by flour in a Fiji evidence room, teens filming haircut content in the middle of a road were hit by a car on Florida/Not Florida, a man sick of paying his water bill with a check created an online portal, our MVP left a sex toy behind in a hotel room, a mom left her four kids at home to go on a cruise, and the Fat Dogs of Delhi are the new Fat Bear Week.

00:13 - Woman joins ‘Mile High Rub’
08:03 - $10 million worth of cocaine missing
15:27 - Florida/Not Florida
23:45 - Man creates online portal for water bill
30:59 - MVP
39:41 - Mom leaves kids to go on cruise
44:56 - Fat Dogs of Delhi

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man tried to get out of paying his bill at Red Lobster by calling police, a technicality led to a Montana fisherman missing out on a record-breaking catch, a hairy man claims he has even more hair you can’t see on Missed Connections, a man recently learned his father is the one and only Michael McDonald, our MVP pulled a gun on the staff at a Once Upon A Child location in Indianapolis, a UK politician has been accused of farting in the general direction of another politician, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed!

00:13 - Man calls 911 to get out of bill
08:05 - Man loses record-breaking fish
13:54 - Missed Connections
22:20 - Man finds out father is Michael McDonald
28:25 - MVP
35:34 - Politician farts at another politician
40:52 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, the McDonalds mascot is getting a name change in Japan, a woman that claimed she was ‘hungry’ stole booze and candy on Florida/Not Florida, a woman is suing a bar after she was injured riding a large mechanical penis, our MVP was known as the Crossword Bandit, a bank in New Zealand wants you to stop lusting after their oddly appealing new spokes-sheep, and men in Russia are paying for Cauliflower Ear.

00:13 - McDonalds mascot name change
06:04 - Florida/Not Florida
13:27 - Woman injured on mechanical penis ride
20:49 - MVP
28:04 - NZ bank’s sexy new spokes-sheep
33:08 - Russian men paying for Cauliflower Ear

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, the only whale poop-sniffing dog resides in the good ol’ US of A, a designer promoted his new handbags by having a dominatrix tape a man to a pole, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man in Idaho wrestled a bear to protect his family, our MVP stole a donation jar from a veterinary clinic, there’s a new sleep contest in Japan, and two men in North Carolina were arrested for driving a couch.

00:13 - Whale poop-sniffing dog
07:50 - Dominatrix helps designer promote bags
13:39 - Florida/Not Florida
22:37 - Idaho man wrestles bear
28:08 - MVP
37:40 - Japan sleep contest
42:32 - Two men arrested driving couch

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