This morning on The Morning After, a bank robber in Ohio asked if the money he stole could be added to his prison commissary, a woman was fined $1,400 after her cat trespassed in her neighbor’s yard, a man was naked and doing doughnuts in his car in a church parking lot on Florida/Not Florida, France is holding a funeral plot lottery, our MVP threatened to stab a man for taking too long in the bathroom stall, Kentucky’s Secretary of State had to remind residents that they didn’t have an election, and Japan is deploying the military to deal with an increase in bear attacks.

00:13 - Robber wants money added to his commissary
10:17 - Woman fined $1,400 for trespassing cat
15:18 - Florida/Not Florida
23:43 - France holding funeral plot lottery
30:15 - MVP
38:35 - Kentucky didn’t have an election
45:52 - Japan deploys military for bears

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This morning on The Morning After, a man received all of his coworkers’ salaries in his paycheck and refused to give the money back, the Louvre’s security password was pretty obvious, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man traveled almost 2,000 miles for a haircut, our MVP is a now-former judge who was caught peeing in front of the courthouse, Shawna Walraven from the Bay Area Community Foundation and Nicole Luczak from United Way Bay County joined us to talk about the pause in SNAP benefits and how we can help, and a woman dumped her long-term boyfriend after she found him flirting with NPCs on ‘The Sims.’

00:13 - Man receives all of coworkers’ salaries
07:53 - Louvre’s security password was obvious
14:33 - Florida/Not Florida
24:40 - Man travels 1,900 miles for haircut
29:43 - MVP
40:22 - SNAP benefits interview
48:16 - Woman dumps man flirting on ‘The Sims’

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This morning on The Morning After, the same artist that taped a banana to a wall is selling his solid gold toilet, a man with a ‘noticeable bulge’ was stealing from a hardware store on Florida/Not Florida, a man assaulted teenaged trick-or-treaters with a NERF gun, our MVPs were caught taking pictures of a woman’s feet that they had pulled over, a man was caught on camera stealing shoes off porches, and a cyclist survived a fall down a ravine by drinking wine.

00:13 - Artist selling solid gold toilet
06:11 - Florida/Not Florida
15:01 - Man assaults teen trick-or-treaters
20:07 - MVP
29:22 - Porch pirate caught stealing shoes
35:43 - Cyclist falls down ravine, survives on wine

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