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Marcelo arrives home to tell Tayla he's scored two free coffees, only for Tayla to discover they’ve come with a very expensive parking fine. He barely accepts that he broke the rules, but what he can’t accept is being caught by a parking ranger wearing a cowboy hat while driving a hybrid RAV4. If you’re going to dress like Crocodile Dundee you should at least arrive on horseback.

An innocent trip to the playground turns into Tayla beefing with a five-year-old after he tells one of the twins to shut up and stop copying him. When he returns to order the family off a park bench, Tayla decides she’s had enough and stands up for her girls once and for all.

Plus, the Montoyas reveal the laziest things people have ever done. From paying for a remote control app to avoid leaving the couch, to wearing sunglasses in bed because turning off the light feels like too much work, Tayla and Marcelo discover that some people’s laziness knows absolutely no limits.

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The Montoyas arrive slightly dusty after Marcelo’s final Bulldogs awards night as a player, where Tayla enjoys her newfound NRLW friends and Marcelo walks face-first into a glass door. Then it’s back to reality and Marcelo’s new nine-to-five life, although his colleagues may already be regretting it after he starts calling them before their working day has even begun.

Tayla reveals how close the family came to losing Louis after he squeezed through a tiny gap and ended up stranded in the middle of a busy road in Cronulla. A stranger stops traffic to rescue him, Ralph suddenly remembers he’s a German Shepherd and absolute chaos follows. One dog nearly gets run over, the other gets kicked, Tayla loses track of the twins thankfully everyone is SAFE.

Plus, Tayla warns women about the reported GTA 6 “girlfriend mode,” where players can take a virtual partner shopping, buy her flowers and keep the relationship alive. Is having a girlfriend inside a video game actually cheating, or are people taking pixels on a screen far too seriously? The Montoyas attempt to settle the internet’s newest relationship debate.

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Marcelo attends his nephew’s rugby union grand final expecting nothing more than a giant game of kick tennis. Instead, he leaves questioning everything he thought he knew about union and wishing he’d played it himself as a young fella. The Montoyas also debate whether children need to experience losing or if everyone should walk away with a participation award.

A survey reveals the five things couples fight about most, and naturally, Tayla and Marcelo manage to tick off most of the list. This leads them back to their latest argument: whether Lebanese bread that’s been sitting in the fridge can still be called fresh. The disagreement ends with silent treatment, separate bedrooms and, somehow, one of the best nights they’ve both had in ages.

Plus, the Montoyas discover an $800 toothbrush and have plenty of questions. For that price, it shouldn’t just clean Marcelo’s teeth—it should straighten them, build the family a new house and get the twins ready for school. Is it the future of dental care or has the world officially lost the plot?

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