We’re back! After an unexpected two-week hiatus—courtesy of Tony’s laptop getting absolutely wrecked at Back to School Night—the boys are back in the studio and we have some serious catching up to do.

First up: Tony somehow survived an e-bike wipeout at 24 MPH after a near-miss with a senior citizen absolutely flying in a golf cart. (Yes, really). Meanwhile, Mike is out here talking motorcycles, despite being a total speed demon who probably shouldn't be allowed near one.

We also dive into:

Why Cali might actually be tougher than Mike.

Mike dominating Couch Guy in Fantasy Football.

Tony finally finishing Game of Thrones (only a few years late).

The devastating history of the Thailand tsunami and recent floods in Nepal.

The real truth about public school curricula as Tony puts on his educator hat.

Oh, and Tony is now running an Esports club despite being the only guy in his friend group who doesn't play video games. If you know how to help him, please email us before he accidentally deletes a server.

It’s a wild, chaotic catch-up session. Hit play and let's get into it!

Cheers!

m&t

Only 10 away from the big 3-0-0! This week our very own Mark the Couch Guy finally makes his triumphant return (gout-knee, and all) as Tony and Mike dive into a genuinely unhinged round of hypotheticals: which kitchen appliance are you, who dies first in a horror movie, and what terrible tattoo does each of us deserve? Along the way: Tony breaks down his new "not-leadership" role at school (he swears), the guys debate whether Thanos or Magneto had the better argument, build out an entire criminal gun-running enterprise (Tony's the accountant, he doesn't know), argue about Ozempic and bone density, and reveal who's cracking first if the cops ever raid the podcast room. Also featuring: nail clipper trauma, nostalgic movie trios, and a professional case for why AI is going to end us all. Rate us five stars — or the gout is voodoo'd onto you. Buckle up for this one… you definitely need a seatbelt.

Cheers!

m&t

No guest, no filter. Tony's back to work, but that doesn't stop him and Mike from diving deep into Spider-Man: Brand New Day (great flick, wild ending) and roasting Ghost Rider on the ride home. They mourn the death of the American mall — RIP Orange Julius and Mrs. Fields — and reminisce about big ass console TVs with knobs that just... fell off. Mike hits ThriftCon Denver and comes back with vintage Starter jackets worth way more than he paid (sorry to the guy who sold him that Bulls pullover for $40). Plus: the incredible Arnel Pineda/Journey story, Lil Wayne's suspiciously jacked physique, and a round of questions that reveals Tony's butt tongue talent, his ketchup-on-corned-beef crime, and exactly what he'd do with $10 million in 24 hours. Zombie apocalypse survival plans included; glasses-wearers need not apply. Buckle up and come along for the ride.

Cheers!

m&t

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