Robb is out today (get well soon, HBS!) We’ve recovered from Saturday night’s Cocktail Hour… well, except for Mike’s nose. Today we cover Little League home runs, why eating out isn’t what it used to be, what to do with your pumpkin stem, a wild movie review (how about that ending?), and a retirement dream job that’s almost perfect.

"What a way to go...with a huge bite of egg salad still in your mouth."

Do sleepiness and sugar lead to Road Rage? Carla says, "perhaps". Is there anything more exciting than the rec league? Robb has a Temu hack (he thinks) and we look at a drummer who is sensational. Oh, and don't trust a 12 year old on the witness stand. This Episode Is Sponsored By INCOGNI. Use code TMOS at the following link to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan: www.incogni.com/tmos

The White House Demolition is going A-OK. Pools can be costly... but not Chinese Bass Guitars. Josh is: "The Travellin' Man". We also play our yearly edition of "Magic Word" (?) and tell you why the damn birds keep soiling your automobile. This Episode Is Sponsored By INCOGNI. Use code TMOS at the following link to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan: www.incogni.com/tmos

A Minion stops by! We also have a heartwarming story of animal rescue (get your Kleenex!). Why is Josh in prison? Is Cathy O. safe from the wildlife in Africa? Mike loves chili... driver assist? Not so much. Congrats to the BJs... and we have a movie you should see (in a century). This Episode Is Sponsored By INCOGNI. Use code TMOS at the following link to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan: www.incogni.com/tmos

Mike is shopping for a new chiropractor (or is he?). He needs to do something after the way The Giants played. Robb (who apparently speaks fluent French) is concerned about his beard... but has a definite plan for the Adultaween Cocktacular. Beware of road rage... it'll get you. This Episode Is Sponsored By INCOGNI. Use code TMOS at the following link to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan: www.incogni.com/tmos

“At the beach, life is different. Time doesn’t move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides and follow the sun.” 

Mike goes to Little League games... and builds friendships. How is your mind doing at your current age? We can save your marriage... in 60 seconds. Plus, violence is ok... if it's sincere. This Episode Is Sponsored By INCOGNI. Use code TMOS at the following link to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan: www.incogni.com/tmos