We’ve got some good news for the short single men ahead of Valentines Day this year. Plus we perform our best bingle to date, and Lu shares some insight on what single women are doing when they’re home alone.

SEEYA MONDAY!

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It’s Thrust Thursday and Jarch got a brand new tattoo today! We hear some fresh complaints from The Complaints Department, and we also speak to listeners about their grandparents gone wild stories.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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A nervous man proposed to his girlfriend then vomited when she said yes, so we want to know the worst place you’ve vomited. And a Norwegian Olympian who won bronze has confessed to cheating on his partner and then begged for her back, so we give one lucky listener the opportunity to publicly declare their own love.

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It’s Superbowl Monday, so Lu and Jarch do a round of SuperTROLL Monday where everyone in Australia gets to roast them. There’s an alarming new trend that could be affecting couples in the bedroom, and we hear stories about when your partner embarrassed you.

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We thought we’d send everyone into the weekend with a list of things every couple should do at the end of the week to keep their relationship thriving. We also wrote a rap bingle today, and heard stories on the dumbest things you’ve seen people do on social media.

It was fun, SEEYA MONDAY!

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Lu was late to work today and you’ll never guess why. Reverse The Verse makes an appearance, and we play Unpack Your Undies after an NRL player was seen chasing an intruder out of his house in his undies.

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We had our very first Lu & Jarch wedding today, as part of Married At First Voice. And a man has revealed the most unhinged things his 5 year old son has said to him, so we ask the question, what’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a child say?

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Big news has rocked the Lu and Jarch team… Lu got glasses!!! We lined up a bunch of callers on air and Lu had to guess if they were wearing glasses, or not. Judge Jarchy nearly had to kick another member out of his courtroom, and is AI is threatening to kill us?

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