What happens when a realtor with ADHD, dry humor, and zero tolerance for corporate nonsense decides to just be himself on the internet? You get Tampa Turf — and apparently, you also get a call from a 40-year-old woman in Atlanta who leads with "I'm a taddy batty and I love smut." True story. Hit play.

In this episode, Melvyn, KJ, and Chandler cover:

- How the house-roasting content format was born (and the DM to Brad the Realtor that made it happen)

- What 200,000 views in a day actually feels like when you don't know what to do with it

- The signature moves: murder shed voice, headbutting plants, the smut tub, bisexual green, and ceiling titties

- Why funny content brings in followers — but serious content brings in clients

- The real problem Chandler is solving for buyers: making one of the most stressful purchases of their lives actually enjoyable

- How he handles haters (including other brokers), copycats, and the occasional very bold DM

- His take on social media being "a plague" — from someone who generates most of his business from it

- And why he'd rather frolic in a field than work till he's dead

Chandler Thompson is a Tampa-based realtor with Frank Albert Realtors, 200+ transactions, and 110+ five-star reviews. His content has gone viral multiple times, been recognized at national real estate events, and somehow brought a client to him via a smut tub joke. He is exactly who you think he is — and also way more than that.

Connect with Chandler:

Instagram: @Tampa_Turf

TikTok: Tampa Turf

Facebook: Tampa Turf

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