LJS has new wings, Princeton is no longer tops, we're getting a new hurricane and Gen Z are just done with orgasms.

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Raise a drink for another drinking holiday on a Monday, Firehouse is back in the Fall spirit, Samsung bricks a bunch of fridges, we have Halloween Ranch and mddle-aged folks are dying in droves!

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Wow. September, donezo. Sad.

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Trader Joe's wants to sicken you, doctors don't want kids to be chuggin' Monsters, Arby's gets more affordable and measles is so back!

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WELCOME TO ROCKTOBER!!!!!!!!

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We're laying off generals and admirals, KCF and Cinnabon have "rewards" for you this weekend, travel screwups cost us thousands a year and it's Name Your Car Day!

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SoCal is frying, we are turning our backs on cash, Jimmy John's has a new swicy snack, social media is killing democracy and I got my first library card!

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13 states are under a power emergency, Costco has new coca flavors, Taco Bell has a sad new treat and true crime fans think they are all detectives!

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