Cheez-It has a new collab, old poors die earlier, half of us are thinking about quitting right now and Panda Express gets creative....

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Jerry Jones gives the finger and get a bigger one back, Nerds wont rest until you're toothless, HelloFresh is having a rough week and you CAN have too many friends!

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Pizza Hut got a facelift, Krispy Kreme gets scary, kids are nixing the booze, your bumper sticker may get you run off the road and Arby's has...uh...a new dish.

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RIP Rite Aid, old people are getting into cocaine, some of us want more poors on TV and we all need to eat more fiber!

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Some states have already hit the skids, DoorDash has bigger, stronger bots, Uncrustables is into the protein game and Reese's is till number one!

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Poor sleep means your brain is hella old, Facebook is somehow getting worse, 1 in 5 of us get a different music festival experience than the rest and DQ is making those diet plans hard AF

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Women need to take early detection seriously, Progresso is getting into the deodorant game, we have a cheese champ walking among us and Mt. Dew is somehow getting worse for you!

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WELCOME TO ROCKTOBER BABAYYYY!

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