Get a practical lesson on how to build a cult. There are robes, flippers, nipple-based revelations… and somehow, The 8th Seal of the Book of Revelations – called Celeste.

In this unholy guide to spiritual success, we break down the rules for building your own damp, deeply questionable cult. Expect fake prophecies, weird rituals, and punishments involving jellyfish. Obviously.

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Think you’re good at trivia? Pit your wits against The I Digress Podcast! In this chaotic reimagining of Trivial Pursuit, we roll the dice (suspiciously well), leads us through increasingly unhinged questions to collect all six wedges. Along the way, we get to the bottom of Norwegian rivers, pigeon-collecting celebrities, and bucket-related wars that somehow actually happened.

From rigged dice to trick Brontë questions, nothing is safe – including the rules of the game. Or logic.

Featured:

• A completely one-player game of Trivial Pursuit (with suspicious luck)

• Celebrity possessions, moral rules, and sporty diarrhoea

• Bucket wars, pig wars, and the underrated art of pedestrianism

• The sexiest Brontë sister... revealed (spoiler: it’s a beach)

Spotify Tags: comedy podcast, trivia games, Trivial Pursuit, funny quiz show, history quiz, ridiculous facts, celebrity trivia, made-up wars, Brontë sisters, absurd questions, game show chaos, one-man quiz, Ringo vs logic, The I Digress Podcast

What do Vlad the Impaler, Leonardo da Vinci, and Jesus H. Christ have in common? Apparently, a hell of a childhood.

In this historically unverified (but heavily coffee-stained) episode, we unroll a mysterious manuscript revealing the early years of three of history’s biggest icons. From impaling games in the playground to DIY flight attempts with chicken feathers, and JC being expelled on a Friday but miraculously turning up again on Monday – this episode rewrites the past one bizarre fact at a time. All verified. All from the scrolls.

Featured:

• Vlad’s one-man dungeon musicals and violent party games

• Leonardo’s failed inventions (and even worse art class behaviour)

• JC’s school report card, baptism trauma, and glow-in-the-dark head

• Three childhoods you will never forget – no matter how hard you try

Spotify Tags: comedy podcast, history parody, weird childhoods, religious satire, musical theatre, Vlad the Impaler, Leonardo da Vinci, Jesus Christ, fake facts, ancient manuscripts, absurd humour, fictional biographies, scroll-based nonsense