Can the Lebanon Twals do the impossible? The Groin previews the upcoming 2026 Rugby League World Cup and the Wests Tigers signing spree that's making them look more like the geriatric Australian Test Cricket team.

This week on the Groin Strain we explore the twisted fairytale of Chez and Robbo, the rollout of rugby league re-education camps for those who jump on the bandwagon supporting the likes of teams who shall not be named and a Grand Final Tattooist.

Should the Dally Ms be held in a cave? The Groin GF preview and The Golden Tooth winner is announced.

All the glitz and glamour of the 2026 Groinies from the Groin Strain Studio. Who will take home the coveted Silver and Golden Groin Awards this year? Whatever the answer, rugby league is always the winner.

This week on the Groin we remind you to always look on the bright side of life as we delve into the NRL and NRLW Finals series; advocate for a compulsory Wests Tigers aptitude test for new Wests Tigers players and Nicolas Cage starring in the new Wests Tigers movie.

The Groin talk about the NRLW Wests Tigers girls' first ever finals win over the Raiders in spectacular fashion hours before the game; sending rugby league teams to Siberia for off-season training and to eradicate the six-again and stoppages pandemic across rugby league!

The Groin discusses the finals being an inaccurate representation of life, as success doesn't really exist, only failures and disappointment. The Groin reflect on the Tigers' season; which football players can play the next James Bond; having 10 referees on the field instead of 1; and bringing streamers to the Tigers' first NRLW Finals Campaign.

In this episode, the Groin takes on the hard hitting questions facing first world rugby league countries as to whether to attend the NRLW Finals or the Angels Concert. The Groin also discuss making rugby league compulsory across schools and a 2 year national service commitment for all 18 year old Australians and consider renaming the Centre of Excellence to the Centre of Perfection.