"...you're the worst Batman ever."

Greg Cote has very dangerous and expensive ideas for fighting crime, and he also threatens to boycott the Le Batard Show, so we escape into a new segment: Cote Makes The Call.

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Catchphrase Countdown voting has been extended to Thursday, October 22nd! Let your voice be heard.

Greg reveals the cover to Sex and the Animals! Pre-order it now!

We revisit a classic from Greg's Singing Sportswriter archives, discuss the Dolphins, and thank Jim Berry and CBS for their feature on Greg Cote and Dave Hyde.

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You know him as Greg Cote, but recently unearthed photos from McArthur High School reveals Greg Cutie was a controversial sports editor! Greg is concerned about the show's “E” for Explicit rating, so our high-priced editors make sure there's nothing to fret. The Catchphrase Countdown shirts are finally here! Get yours now!:

Plus: A Substack announcement, a CBS retrospective on the careers of Greg Cote and Dave Hyde, the final Cote Column, a new Gripe of Wrath, Dad Jokes, Three Facts Jack, bad Dolphins, rough Panthers, are the text bubbles accurate, and so much more navel gazing!

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Greg Cote celebrates the show's first episode as an independent podcast and Uncle Dick joins to celebrate! Go subscribe to Greg's Substack here: https://substack.com/@thegregcote

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Stick around for Uncle Dick's Dirty Dozen, the 12 Greg Cote catchphrases he claims were stolen from him. We also have Episode 3 of the 2026 Season of Hard Knocks: Greg's Lobos. Also: Greg was on HBO?

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The Greg Cote Show says goodbye to the Miami Herald and charts its future

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Greg’s next writing home post-Herald, Dolphins, Catchphrases, more

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Greg talks Herald layoff, plus Dolphins, Catchphrase #2 and more

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Greg Cote Show: Cruise stops in Key West and Bimini, a new ‘Hard Knocks: Greg’s Lobos,’ pig roast post-mortem, PFPI the website, Catchphrase #3, season picks on Hurricanes/Dolphins, more.

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Greg Cote Show: Major news involving Greg’s Lobos and PFPI, 1968 edition of The Cote News, Catchphrase Countdown #4 revealed, Suey Awards preview, and ... was Greg a victim of AEW kayfabe?

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