In this pre-Christmas whirlwind, Amanda, Tyler, and James dive straight into holiday nonsense with a steak debate no one asked for but everyone will judge. Amanda unveils her elite 2025 Christmas wish list, James drops major news for Scotland’s football fans, and the trio finally taste-test the questionable festive snacks from last week. Chips vs. crisps sparks an international incident, Amanda presents a list that might confirm Tyler is actually a dog, Christmas treats for pets get weird, Tyler tells a joke that… happens, and Amanda closes things out with a mind-bending question that derails what was left of the conversation. Merry chaos to all.

The brain cells were already low when the episode started—then they gave up entirely. Amanda and Tyler share the emotional rollercoaster of parenting a 9-year-old, James brings in a batch of festive-flavored foods straight from someone’s personal hell, and a Call of Duty rant erupts over a game release nobody knew even happened. The Lees make a surprise comeback, the trio debates sports they wish they’d tried (or survived), Amanda dives into Chuck E. Cheese nostalgia and a completely unhinged Road Runner theory, and everything wraps with family photo trauma and wardrobe malfunctions. It’s the holiday gift you didn’t ask for but absolutely needed.

December kicks off with a much-needed Christmas music alarm warning—and Tyler delivers it with unnecessary enthusiasm. James and Amanda immediately dive into a heated debate over whose Christmas music taste is the real crime, Amanda unveils a fresh list of dog breeds for judgment, and James finally drops the punchline to the joke he’s been dragging out for weeks. The trio recaps Amanda and Tyler’s chaotic date night, Amanda vents about The Mummy 4, and she and James hype up an upcoming show like it’s the second coming. Everything wraps with Tyler unleashing a collection of thoughts that absolutely never needed to be shared. Peak festive brain dead energy.