The NBA playoffs are here and every series is a movie — so we did the trailers. All eight first round matchups, rated and titled. Plus: the NFL Draft is four days out and here are the storylines worth watching beyond your own team's pick. Baseball is three weeks in and the Mets are already a disaster. Shohei Ohtani is doing things that shouldn't be possible. The Stanley Cup Playoffs started this weekend and Connor McDavid still hasn't won one. And three people in California just got sentenced for submitting insurance claims on a Rolls-Royce Ghost using a bear costume. A lot happened. Let's get into it.

Rory McIlroy just won back-to-back Masters titles — only the fourth player in history to do it. Cannon and Glue Guy Kirby react to the week at Augusta, debate where Rory belongs on the all-time list, and ask whether Justin Rose is running out of time. Then it's NBA playoffs preview time — the Play-In breakdown, one Glue Guy per confirmed team you need to be watching, and why the KD Files prove Houston's locker room is the opposite of connected. Plus the Parlay: the Dodgers' terrible return on investment, 59 years and counting for Toronto, Sinner reclaims number one with a win over Alcaraz at Monte Carlo, and a take on Bieber's Coachella return.

The Glue Guy Podcast is here. Episode 1 covers the Masters and whether Rory McIlroy can become just the fourth player in ninety years to defend a title at Augusta, the NBA MVP race and why SGA has already won it, a full preview of tonight's national championship game between UConn and Michigan, and listener takes on Duke losses and NBA awards. Plus Artemis II, the robot ump era, and the Buffalo Sabres ending a 14-year drought.