This week, Casey is injured in a dance class accident, and Tony begins the long process of never letting him hear the end of it. The boys see the historically accurate musical Six together, and Tony uses it to ridicule Casey’s injury further. RFK Jr mandates new bathroom etiquette, the Supreme Court overthrows Trump’s tariffs, and Alyssa Liu wins gold - but this is really a show about Casey injuring himself in a hip hop dance class.

This week the boys watch American Olympians in Italy mimic their country as they apart on the international stage. James Van Der Beek dies and Tony pays homage to him in the most disgusting way. Donald Trump decides no one can have a future by ending all environmental regulations, and in an age of true creeps the boys reevaluate Hunter Biden’s legacy.

This week the boys come back from a two week break rejuvenated; Casey from a trip and Tony from a recent peptide injection. Casey returns from Prague to the most American of welcomes - discrimination from his insurance company. Tony finally sees 2 minutes of Heated Rivalry so the boys give their belated heated review.

This week the boys wonder if they could still be considered trophy husbands. Tony starts Pilates class to open up his body but isn’t quite ready to open up to his classmates. The boys reminisce about the superiority of 90’s daytime talk shows before getting back to the reality show of present times, where Donald Trump continues his quest to personally give the finger to every citizen, steal peace prizes from world leaders and let Americans eat dog food.

This week, the boys get caught up in the insanity. ICE murdered Renee Good, and the boys talk about why that is really bad. A comment about the Iranian protests sparks the boys' first real argument of the new year. Casey offers a defense of lobotomization, and Tony offends Casey by calling him the wrong white slur.

It’s the first show of the year, and hating to be upstaged by a fireworks display, Donald Trump kidnaps a world leader. Tony and Casey spend their New Year's Eve apart, and only one of them has regrets. Casey encourages Tony to get into the self-help business, as they offer ways to make your lives better in 2026.

This week, the boys spend Christmas together and start new traditions. Casey cooks for Tony, while Tony drinks wine and tries to enlist other Leys in a medical injectables scheme. A family health scare has Tony wondering where he falls on an emergency contact list, and the boys recount 2025 highs and lows.

This week, Tony sees a world in which he could kiki with Trump, while the rest of the administration has their faces read to filth by Vanity Fair. The boys partake in that very American holiday tradition of discussing a son’s violent killing of his famous parents, and, due to a glitch, give you a glimpse of the hilarious GPHH after-show that airs on Twitch each week.